What would you do if you won the lottery??

[Oneironaut]

I'd buy like an ounce of weed and then give the rest of the money to the poor. Really. They need it more than I do. I'm pretty damn poor but at least I can eat and have a place to live. If a big shitload of money fell into my lap I would feel guilty not helping those who really need it. But then again, I'm a red commie bastard, so don't listen to me.

Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on 07-18-2006. What would you do if you won the lottery?? I Would... 1...go find a lawyer,Cpa,and the IRS. 2...show up at the lottery office,Ticket and paper sack in hand. 3...When the lottery office tried to put my face on T.V.,Put paper sack over my head!! Remember the Unknown Comic From the 70's?? I'd be "The Unknown Winner! 4...After careful investing,stashing,and spending,live a very quiet,long and unenventful life! What would you do?? Rating: 5

[birdgirl73]

I might need to add llamas to my after-winning plan, too. Mine don't have to be magical, color-changing llamas. Just white ones. Or maybe alpacas.