Quote Originally Posted by jamstigator
So I'm not so sure I'd want a monkey for a pet. It was kind of smelly, and having a monkey popping a boner every time a woman came over would probably cause problems. Heh.
They are smelly and messy as heck. My uncle and cousins used to have one of those little monkeys. A capuchin monkey, I think it was. It had ferociously concentrated urine.

A girl monkey would take care of any potential boner problems. But if they're not fixed, they can have some estrus-related behavior issues of their own. I'll stick with cats and dogs and birds. Scorpions are plentiful in the wild here in Texas, but most folks who've met up with them don't want them as pets.