I was in Turkey and went around to some pet stores looking for one of those cats with different-colored eyes (left eye different color from right eye). Well, I was in this store and they had some kind of monkey in a cage, and there was a woman working the store. She walked by this monkey cage and the monkey reached out and felt her leg up and popped a huge boner! I about fell over laughing. So I'm not so sure I'd want a monkey for a pet. It was kind of smelly, and having a monkey popping a boner every time a woman came over would probably cause problems. Heh.