So what you're saying is it's pretty much a sin to be human. Oh well, maybe the human race can be returned for a manufacturer's rebate. Wait a minute, it's the manufacturer who's complaining?!
Football of course, is a sin because it defiles a man to touch the skin of a pig. Unruly children should be put to death, and it's okay to sell your daughter into slavery. (<bible stuff) I always liked the one where God told the Israelites to go into Jericho and slaughter every man, woman, child, cattle, sheep, and--get this one, 'bash the babies head against the rocks." --real pro-life stuff there.

But it's all good as long as you go confess it to a pedifile priest who has the power to forgive you.

Most of the madness on the News today is coming, either directly or indirectly, from some type of religious hang-up. The pious have control of the governments and the world has gone stark raving mad. It's time we came up with a better way.