Tales your Parents won't tell you

[maryjanemama]

cow tippings one thing.
sneakin up on the buggers awake and jumpin on their backs for a ride is another.
grab the bull by the horns lol
...but thats another story...saw, didnt do....

Lol...and their ass was black and blue after that I bet! Who knew cows were actually so bony? Same here...didn't actually do it myself, laughed at the other fool for quite some time, though.

Doctor G, thanks for explaining more about Paul Anka...wish my parents had been cooler, I wouldn't have had to sneak around as much.

[doctor G]

for chapter 2 see the post "fear adn loathing in grand island" then read 'more tales from the old daze" for more laughs see "would you like a bag with that?"
now Now I've got things to do.......
later all
doctor g

[doctor G]

The C
if I understand your misspelled and disjointed post you donâ??t not believe this is a
true tale? For shame, I do not mention the town I grew up in because there are
still people there who are emparassed by what they did thirty six years ago. I have more respect for my friends than that. People that recognize them selves in these tales are grateful I do not give more information. I get the very distinct impression that you are more than a little jealous that you were not invited. If you donâ??t have a little less attitude and a little more faith you may miss out on a lot of intersting experiences in your future. Your loss......
doctor g

[BHstoner]

great stories man, u should publish a book, and i a old gas mask that used to be my grandpa's can u teach me wut to do to make it into a pipe like that

[The C]

The C
if I understand your misspelled and disjointed post you donâ??t not believe this is a
true tale? For shame, I do not mention the town I grew up in because there are
still people there who are emparassed by what they did thirty six years ago. I have more respect for my friends than that. People that recognize them selves in these tales are grateful I do not give more information. I get the very distinct impression that you are more than a little jealous that you were not invited. If you donâ??t have a little less attitude and a little more faith you may miss out on a lot of intersting experiences in your future. Your loss......
doctor g

1. if I understand your misspelled and disjointed post you donâ??t not believe this is a
true tale?
<--- Pls don't take a shot at my spelling, it's beyond the point.

2. I do not mention the town I grew up in because there are
still people there who are emparassed by what they did thirty six years ago.
<--- Your salreayd putting them at risk, seing as though you can be tracked to your home via I.P adress and certain internet ocmpanies have been known to divoldge such informamtion, nto only that but you are opening up your "freinds" to teh possiblity that if you were caught, thorugh whatever hacking method can determain your computer, then looking at your history your freinds are already at ricky, so if you cared fso much ambe it would have been wiser not to talk abotu fo people.
And if you do beleive that your are inconspicious enuff not to gett caught, then even a geral area, liek down south (a very unliekly palce for potsmokign 30 yrs ago btw, especaill y such reakless ness, seems more thena little far fetched.

3. Cow tipping is a myth, peopel who fial it claim they did it to lok tuff. Good luck pushign sucha heavy animal wihtotu it waking up.

4. For shame, gratefull, faith. All words you use to form an impression of aged wisdom, why dont us just ru for president and shout the same bulsshit there. I ay not be able to ask olitical figureis in person to stop a=manipulating masses but i can start here.

5. A little jealious? Attitude. I dont think either actually, but what do i know.

6. "Rick and I knew the trails like the local deer and we would bound along. Most of our closer friends could keep up, but newbees or friends of friends sometimes had problems." <--- Wow how small was your town anymore, was half the youth population smoking dope? Not voerly common, though it may seme so by the veyr convincing media projection.

Anyhow, i'm just saying i think your a liar, and i don't trust you. And i hope that perhaps some of my point will be reviewed and mabe someone esle wont be so duped.

The C Thing.

[doctor G]

Interesting view point â??the câ?�
I guess you couldnâ??t find a few like minds in a town of 60k? In a New England
community, close to NYC? Still canâ??t quite understand your point, didnâ??t like your
choice of words though, In forty years of making snap choices about human
behavior I have observed that people who fear something in other people suffer
from what they think they see. Makes me wonder what you do for a living?
Funny how you have to see something that is not there. Work on the spelling ,
itâ??s indicative of your mental processes, sloppy and inaccurate. This still a free
country if you donâ??t like it donâ??t read it, No reason to insult people you canâ??t
understand.
doctor g

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

I read all ur other ones!!! EMAIL ME aT [email protected] plz i want more if u wont post them...plz i love read them!!

[doctor G]

I know when Iâ??m being kidded, this is too much
OK OK youâ??ve compared my writing to the Bible ( I like the idea of being
Biblical), youâ??ve accused me of being a liar (offensive choice of words). Youâ??ve
said that some of the incidents I describe are not possible (city boy eh?). OK, you
have the right to hold an opinion. You are one voice out of many, in fact you
represent less than 1% of the responses I receive and much less than .1 % of
the people that read my stories. I wonder how you managed to miss the central
tenants of the Cannabis Culture; Peace, Love, and Understanding. Me? I am just
an old man who started smoking in 1968, I have four adult children and I do look
forward to smoking with my grandchildren when they reach 18. I have to thank
you for this conversation it brought to mind an experience I had in 1975 in
Wyoming: look for that tale in the near future.
In the mean time, PEACE, LOVE, and VOTE.
VOTE GREEN, VOTE LIBERTARIAN, VOTE DEMOCRATIC, VOTE
REPUBLICAN,
get out and let your opinion be known!!
doctor g
thanks to ALL the nice people

[georgediez]

Doc,

I am new to Cannabis.com, specifically came here to hang out with people like you, and in the last two or so days I find your posts highly entertaining. I am also quite an oldster, by this forums standards, and have many similar tales, "no myth" Cow tipping specifically, from the more liberal days. I am a little younger than you, but "C" I think I have been smoking as long as you have been on this earth, judging from your attitude, what maybe 18 to 20 years. My older brother could drink beer in our high school parking lot as a senior, he was legally able to buy at 18 and this led to many more adventures in the olden days. It is somewhat possible that "C" hasn't even been to high school, judging from his spelling, and can't relate to some of these stories. It is a shame as you mentioned that he needs to insult and can't see the any value in this, I do and many others do as well. Please don't let trolls like this ruin your day and mine.

A liar? Seriously "C" what do you see as fiction in the docs post. Go back to school, work on your spelling and live a little. You may find value in what us oldsters have to say about the good ole days.

Doc, keep these great stories coming, you may even encourage some of us to write more about our experiences, which for nothin' else may improve our spelling!

G.

[doctor G]

WoW,
Thanks George Diez. Thanks The old daze weren't all bad, or all that hazy. Thanks for the support. I know most of the kids love this stuff, glad to know my peers do as well. Thanks Man,Thanks
doctor g