I smoke all the time in a park just a few blocks from a cop station, but everyone does. Even the junkies go there and do their junk. Just today I had a young lady and she was twitching, she whispers to me, "please tell me you have a pipe...'No'...a hose?...'No'" Kinda freaky sometimes.

The funniest though would have to be in my buddies, dads car. His dad is an undercover police officer, we needed bigger trunk space for soils and lights, so he borrowed it from him. It still makes me smile.