Oh, here's another funny one. When I was in Grenada, they had this guy come down to piss test us. Well, with pot selling for $120 per pound there, I had been smoking a ton, like 20 joints a day, so I was sure I'd fail. So, when it came time for me to go into the little closet-sized john we'd built and pee in a bottle, I thought, well, fuck it, I'm gonna fail anyway, and I lit up a joint in there and toked half a joint while I pissed in the bottle.

Then when I came out and handed the tester the bottle, he saw that I was both stoned and worried, and he said, to me and the other soldiers gathered around, "Guys, you don't have to worry about this test! I'm gonna leave all these samples baking in the sun for a few hours, and I guarantee they'll all come out negative." That dude was supah cool! And he was right, every test came out negative. What a guy!
jamstigator Reviewed by jamstigator on . Funniest place you've smoked? For me it was probably on the back of a packed bus. Or maybe in a telephone box, those things hotbox well. Rating: 5