...in the bathroom of the Cheesecake Factory in Paramus. Wife and I were on a blind date with another couple...well, they were on the blind date. I got bored, the bathroom was dead, so I smoked out. Wife got pissed I came back smelling like weed.

...in the bathroom of an Amtrak train from New York to Alabama. Was going home from college to see my folks. There was a delay at a station in South Carolina and it was like 2:00 in the morning. Most people were sleep so I blew out the bathroom a few cars down. About 25 minutes later, the lights in all the cars come on and the conductor issued a very rude reminder that there was no smoking "of any kind" allowed on the train. I laughed so hard and fell asleep.

...On the streets in downtown Manhattan. Was meeting a friend and then we were going to go to Brooklyn. It wasn't uberbusy around, so I walked on the side of Port Authority and took out my one hitter and started smoking. As I got closer to crowds of people, I would stop. I wasn't paying attention and a crowd came up on me. I couldn't hold my breath any longer so I kind of put my face in my coat and blew the smoke out there. As we're waiting to cross the light, one of the tourists is like, "do you smell that? I think that's marijuana". Someone with them remarked "Well, this is New York". About half way across the street, I jaywalked to get away from everyone and started cracking up.