iv'e had farts so bad, someone yelled in a hangar full of people "WHO SHIT"

It really just was a fart, but but I needed to take a dump real bad, I was nearly prarie doggin it, I had no choice other than to be standing the hangar with several classmates for the three day weekend's "safety-standown lecture."

I had just had a big hamburger for lunch with a tall glass of milk.....very foul.....