DOCTOR PHYSICAL

[Cooler Then Jesus]

stupid 5 minut limit on the edit button, anyway, after i left the office the doctor him self told me what i wrote in my last post.

oh yeah, i am 15, and my mom took me in for a drug test, just cause SHE wanted to, and i said NO, we sat there for about 2 hours, the doctors told me they will put a Cathader in me (tube in penis) to forcerfully take my piss, i said "no your not" and he walked away, finnaly after a slap in the face, my mom gets un easy, after she sees a few of her freinds walk by while we are arguing in the "Drug screen" room, she was ebarrased, and we left. no drug test taken, nothing, i was O K and you will be too, but also, if you can get fake piss that will make you look clean, i say use it, all the power to yah.

[JR77]

There's this stuff you can buy at CVS or Rite Aid - it really works but it's like $30 and you have to follow the directions EXACTLY.

And in a normal physical they don't do a drug test.

[free bird]

everytime i go in they ask if i do drugs or have sex and of course i lie
last time i somehow got my way out of the pee test so i was saved

[PaulCT7]

I have had two since I started smoking, both times it would have come up positive by all means for THC. They are indeed checking for liver and kidney stuff, not THC, that is by request only. Dont worry about it, they dont give a shit if you smoke a little reefer...

[birdgirl73]

For a young person, particularly if the doctor had strong anti-drug feelings, it wouldn't be unthinkable that he might do a routine drug screen as a part of the urinalysis. But he probably won't do that routinely. Unless it's specially requested. And even if your mom is going with you and makes the request, which I hope she won't, you're old enough that he's not supposed to give her the results. The doctor is only supposed to discuss them with you.

The best way to make everyone suspicious and to make them more likely to screen your urine for recent drug use is to put up a fuss about giving a urine sample. Urinalysis is a very basic and routine part of a physical. Fortunately, unless you've been a heavy smoker, you may test clean if you are tested.

[pokin smot]

i have had 2 physicals since i started smoking and i never had to pee in a cup.

[Das Boot]

My best friend is 19 several months ago he accidentally shot himself (NEVER NEVER NEVER hold a loaded gun when your high) anyway when he was at the hospital they took his urine. He had smoked that very night but the doctors never mentioned that he had failed his test. Of course Im not sure if they were checked his urine for drugs they may have had other tests they wanted to run.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

My best friend is 19 several months ago he accidentally shot himself (NEVER NEVER NEVER hold a loaded gun when your high) anyway when he was at the hospital they took his urine. He had smoked that very night but the doctors never mentioned that he had failed his test. Of course Im not sure if they were checked his urine for drugs they may have had other tests they wanted to run.

uhhh, maybe because THEY arent even dumb enough to shoot them selves when they are just smoking a little pot. i dont think it was the pots fault that your freind shot himself. i mean seriously... they were looking for SOME other kind of drug, or ALCHOHAL. if those pass, they move on to "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A GUN!?"

[Das Boot]

they move on to "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A GUN!?"

Im from Texas everyone here has a gun.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

you lucky bastard =) i want to move to texas so i can buy fully automatics