Me and 3 of my boys had been drinking and smoking. We each had like 10-12 beers and smoked like 3 blunts. So later that nite, we decide to go to this skeezy's house and have some fun. So we on the highway, and it feels like we're the only car on the highway. Then out the cut, I seen a statie behind me, it pulled up alongside us, then gets in back of us and puts the lights on. My boy in the back had an O stashed in his draws. My boy looks at me and said "damn, your eyes are red." .. so this bitch comes back and tells me my license is suspended (which I didnt know), and tells me to get out, and a couple more staties showed up. Then this nigga was all up in my shit, he grabbed my junk like a good 4 times. Then he asked where my wallet was and I told him back right pocket and he grabs my left pocket, so I say "Your other right!!! (felt so good, lol). After checking me and my boys, the two the car (which is my boy's moms) and left us on Route 1, which is pretty commercial, but 3 cities away from where we lived. We walked for 15 min, bought a gallon of water and finally got a skeezy to come and get us.


Another time, I was driving my boys car ('90 civic hatchback, standard with a loud ass muffler) through this very quiet town, going on a blunt ride. Long story short, we got pulled over for no license plate light. 4 fucking cruisers behind us and 1 peeking out at the end of street a little bit in front of us, all in under 30 seconds. Some funny as shit. He smelled the weed, told him we smoked earlier (my boy had the blunt stashed), searched the car, tried to get me to snitch just cause I had a fucking charge and it would help me, so I laughed at him. Said we were lucky he didnt search the engine and shit, I was like "The engine?!" and started laughing again and let us go. After we left, I stalled on a hill and blamed it on the cops, lol.

Tip: Only laugh at cops when you don't got nothing on you, or you KNOW you getting away, lol.