Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories

[roosterboy]

So me and like 8 other people had no where to smoke one night except one of my friends houses, and his neighbor's are insane and if they hear any loud noise outside at night they'll call the cops, so we opted to go to this park not far off. The place is out of city limits and we weren't making very much noise at all, there were just 3 cars parked out there, which was probably what got us called on. But anyway, so we're all sitting there back like where you can't even see us from the road, and we see 2 cars driving up, and instantly realize they're cops so everyone just gets up and runs. I guess no one grabbed the pipe or the weed, but our cars were there so we were fucked anyway. So after running through the woods for about an hour i called someone and made them come pick me and a friend up so I got away with nothing. My friends parents got a phone call, since 2 of their sons cars were there and one of them is on probation. So they both had to go talk to the cops, and somehow his parents got us out of evading arrest and pocession. Somehow since we ran they decided that they coudln't pin anything on anyone and no one even got a ticket...pretty lucky, but it scared the hell out of me.

[DoctorCubensis]

I was sitting at my dealer's house waiting to buy a sack and smoke a blunt with him. He had just re-upped on his stuff so he had a pound sitting on the desk next to the front door. He was breaking it out and I decided to go outside to call my girlfriend. I get outside and dial, and Four cops pull up and line up across the street from my dealers house. They approach me and asked if I lived there, I said no. I told them I was going inside to get the people who did live there and they followed me to the door. I opened it and quickly slipped inside, locking it behind me. I walk in and say ""Dude, there are 4 sherrifs standing behind that door and they wanna talk to you". He laughs. Im like "DUDE IM SERIOUS" you have never seen people move so fast. We had seeds on almost every surface of the house, parephenelia (sp?) everywhere, and a pound lying by the front door.My dealers roommate went outside to see what the cops wanted while we scrambled to clean everything. Turns out the neighbors called the cops on them cause they knew they were dealing. They ended up looking through the house, but we mostly had everything cleaned up before they came in. They knew we were nervous though.

[Captain Hanks]

I am the only one here that has never got caught from the cops in my 4+ year smoking experience. I have had many close calls but nothing i couldnt run away from (i am over 225 lbs). I dont understand (other then getting pulled over) how so many of you cant just run from the cops.

Anyways......Story time..

I was at the beach last week with a couple of my mates getting ready to smoke our second bowl of some KB's when my friend says he saw a light on the way other end of the beach. I put my nug ( just got a 1/4 that night) in my pocket and didnt move. Then i told my bro to put his bowl away NOW! Then the light came all the way down the other end of the beach and proceeded to do a scan of the area (think spotlight). I then stood up while my bros started to run (TOWARDS IT!!! dumb i know ) i ran away from it all the way down the beach wall. When i got to the end of the wall i ran up the stairs and out the beach ( i grew up in the area and know it well) then ran all the way down the street.:smokin: Turns out it wasnt a cop(at least what my friend says) and i beat them down to the car. (i was at least 3 blocks away while they were 1)

Its times like these that i love runnin from the law and always getting away.:thumbsup:

Not trying to brag but i like when i have to make haste and disappear.

Hawk.

i know exactly what you mean, never had to deal with actuall police, but when people catch us we just hightail it and never look back...
its' weed, what are they going to do?

[Davthalas]

So me and like 8 other people had no where to smoke one night except one of my friends houses, and his neighbor's are insane and if they hear any loud noise outside at night they'll call the cops, so we opted to go to this park not far off. The place is out of city limits and we weren't making very much noise at all, there were just 3 cars parked out there, which was probably what got us called on. But anyway, so we're all sitting there back like where you can't even see us from the road, and we see 2 cars driving up, and instantly realize they're cops so everyone just gets up and runs. I guess no one grabbed the pipe or the weed, but our cars were there so we were fucked anyway. So after running through the woods for about an hour i called someone and made them come pick me and a friend up so I got away with nothing. My friends parents got a phone call, since 2 of their sons cars were there and one of them is on probation. So they both had to go talk to the cops, and somehow his parents got us out of evading arrest and pocession. Somehow since we ran they decided that they coudln't pin anything on anyone and no one even got a ticket...pretty lucky, but it scared the hell out of me.

i hate when shit like that happens, i'm always worrying my ass of untill i know for sure everythings cool lol.

:rasta:

[mojoke]

was at my dealers house smoken a blunt with him when the doorbell rang. i stayed upstairs and he went down to get the door. he was gone for about 5 minutes when he came back and said that it was the cops and they had a warrant for someone and that i should go home right now. i got up and walked down the stairs with almost a full zip in my pocket and walked right past the cops out the door. i know i smelled like hella bomb cause we had just smoked a blunt. that is probly the most scared i have been IN MY LIFE.

the warrant was for his older brother, thank god, i need that hookup

[ThePurpleMan]

ive gotten caught by a after school church program guy but i just told him to suck my dick lol and walked away...ive gotten patted down with herb and shit in my pocket... like some one above me said... dont talk shit to cops when theyre is really somehting you can get the bust from.. like one time i was driving with one of my buddies and we were baked off of our asses with a bubbler and i had it in my hand and we get pulled over and the cop goes ok... i know both of you are stoned.. wheres the weed... and i was like to be completly honest officer all we have is this bubbler and were really not stoned i was crying because i just found out my dog died and this really isnt my bubbler my friend left it in the car... but i know what it looks like from your point of view so do what you feel is nessicary and he just told us to go on our way... so yea but ive never been arrested for weed

[Purple Banana]

I was driving down a local two lane highway (literally, everyone j rides there) and I was a bit buzzed, a bowl in my car, and going 15 over. A cop goes past me in the opposite direction, and (stupid me) I brake. He noticed I was speeding, goes down the road a lil ways, turns his lights on, and gets ready to turn around. I go over a hill, and thank goodness it was rush hour, turned into a development, and waited there for a half hour. Phew!

A question to all of those who are directly pursued by the police... What happens if they get your license tag after you make it away?

[litoz22]

A question to all of those who are directly pursued by the police... What happens if they get your license tag after you make it away?

my thot exactly.. but ye.. my friend had stolen a car a week before the day we used it.. anywayz we were all high .. and drunk.. it was a 2005 ford explorer.. it was pretty cool cuz for that whole week .. we would always go out in it.. and it was the week of exams.. so we would hotbox it right b4 exams and right after than go chill at sum place.. so than we were all fucked.. and my friend ends up crashing it into a hydro pole.. i was wearin my seatbelt luckily and for the ppl who werent they got fucked lol.. one of my friends hit his head right on the front window.. it was funni cuz u saw the imprint of his head.. he was bleedin but not enuff for him to go to the hospital immediately... anywayz.. my friend treid turning on the car.. it wouldnt budge.. this was also on a major intersection... so a few ppl start comnig and asking if were okay.. and sum1 starts yelling call 911...as soon as i hurd that i friggin jumped out of the car.. looked how fucked up it was.. the whole front end was done.. engine was starting to smoke..oil was leaking.. we all got out of the car.. but the driver was stuck ... one of my friends ended up pulling him out.. but i wwas already running.. the ppl started looking at us.. and most likely realized what we probably had did... so we end up going to a bus stop.. we split up in 2 groups.. and we start seeing cop cars fly by.. ambulance.. firetruck.. and than the bus came.. fuck was i happy to see it... anywayz.. i ended up gettin safely home.. but on teh way there copz were dirvin bak an forth.. than at night i watchthe news.. end up hearin about it.. 5 teenangers fled from the scene.. of an accident.. and they identified only one of us.. the driver.. bcuz he was wearin a Scarface jacket.. .and thats all tehy could say about him.. i started laffin.. it was a fun experience.. but i got mad.. i ended up realizing we left sum beer and sum weed in there.. i even left my pipe.. but it was a shitty one...

[JaiPeur]

Your friends stole a car?

That's not right. At all.

I'm glad the car was later wrecked.

[d00by]

So im with a couple friends at a park its about 9:50 park closes at 10 so we were still allowed to be there, but we see people start leaving a group of kids with like 4 cars drives away they were drinking in the park and when they turnt he corner and cop comes and i was like oh shit i got an ounce on me and i had just smoked a couple bowls, so i was freaking out! my friend had a empty case of beer in the backseat of his car my van had signs on it for parents company and had a phone number and stuff. So the cop comes and slows down but then doesnt stop and turns around then 5 minutes later comes back and then i just think shit im going to run, but we were up on a hill so he couldnt see us just our cars. So he stops but only for a couple seconds then leaves and then were like shit were going so we go and leave the park and we see a cop at a gas station pull up right after we got into the parking lot we think it was the same cop :/!