ive gotten caught by a after school church program guy but i just told him to suck my dick lol and walked away...ive gotten patted down with herb and shit in my pocket... like some one above me said... dont talk shit to cops when theyre is really somehting you can get the bust from.. like one time i was driving with one of my buddies and we were baked off of our asses with a bubbler and i had it in my hand and we get pulled over and the cop goes ok... i know both of you are stoned.. wheres the weed... and i was like to be completly honest officer all we have is this bubbler and were really not stoned i was crying because i just found out my dog died and this really isnt my bubbler my friend left it in the car... but i know what it looks like from your point of view so do what you feel is nessicary and he just told us to go on our way... so yea but ive never been arrested for weed