Man we just got rid of our asshole cops. We voted in another Sheriff ,the old sheriff and one of the storm trooper deputies got voted out. But anyways this brings me to my own story.
It was during the county fair this summer me and my brother were 24 bud lights deep whipping around in the stroker, when we decided to go help a friend pull his pickup home after he had wrecked it into the bank of a country road after leaving the fair the night before. After we had completed this task we went back to his house and drank goodly amounts of Canadian Springs whisky (cheap but effective). Directly after this it was time to drop my brother off at his car and go home. I made it past the first two towns with some minor incidences. I'm at the entrance to the country road that takes me home. So I'm feeling victorius so I squeel my tires all the way across the highway whip it into 3rd , and loose traction for about 40 feet when I hit the gravel. Well theirs a turn around in the corner between the highway and my road and in this turn around their is a State P in a chevy pickup. So I start hauling ass he starts hauling ass. Now the very first time you go down into the cayons on my road their is a bridge that should have a curve to it but does not. I figure this bridge is on a 10% grade. You either have to slow down to thirty-five or whip into and then power out of it. I did it alot faster than normal. I looked back to see the cop in the ditch. The next morning I had to explain to my dad why the left corner of the bumper is bent in but thats a hell of a lot easier and less expensive than dealing with the law. I was going to mow my grandmas when I saw the tracks that cop realy hot footed back to the highway. Number 2 in funnest night.
The hard driving instinct is hard to resist.
WalkaWalka Reviewed by WalkaWalka on . Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories I am the only one here that has never got caught from the cops in my 4+ year smoking experience. I have had many close calls but nothing i couldnt run away from (i am over 225 lbs). I dont understand (other then getting pulled over) how so many of you cant just run from the cops. Anyways......Story time.. I was at the beach last week with a couple of my mates getting ready to smoke our second bowl of some KB's when my friend says he saw a light on the way other end of the beach. I put my Rating: 5