Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories

[suhl]

this weekend i was sitting in the back of a truck that got pulled over. everyone in it had eaten shrooms about a half hour ago and wed all been smoking and drinking a little bit. the cops easily saw the cooler of beer sitting in the bed of the truck and gave each of us a ticket for underage drinking. one of my friends had a pipe on him and a little bit left of an eigth of shrooms and had them taken from him. the cop thought the shrooms were weed and eyed it out as less than 2.5 grams. then he came back and said you boys got any dope on ya cause i will be checkin. i said no even though i had a little bit of my eigth of shrooms left and about a half eigth of nuggets on me. there was also i can full of weed and 2 more weighed o;ut eigths of shrooms sitting in his truck that they didnt notice, the shrooms were in plain view too. we also later found a bong in the truck that they forgot. they also missed a sawed off shotgun that was in the truck and that is probably where we got the luckiest. anyway they never ended up searching me and i got away with all my drugs. i did get a 75 dollar ticket for underage drinking. the real problem was the driver had a loaded gun in the drug. he had a foid card for the gun though so they just took the bullets. it was a really weird experience that shows that lying to the cops always pays off.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Smitty you're the fucking man. :thumbsup: :stoned:

[BloodAngel]

I had to sleep in my car one night when I was travelling (it was like a 23 hour drive). So I'm in this K-Mart Parking lot, it was 4:30 in the morning, and I was dead asleep.

I had smoked with my friends before I left, at like 4:30 the previous afternoon, then again a few hours later, but with the windows down and on the freeway.

All of the sudden, I'm woken by headlights and spotlights from a cruiser right in front of me. I sat there and blinked and straightened up and made sure everything was put away. The cop comes up to my window and knocks with his flashlight. "What are you doing here?"
"I... Uhh... I... I don't know" (because I know sleeping in your car is illegal)
"Let me see your license please"
He looks at it and radios it in. He comes back, looks around my car with his flashlight, then makes me follow it with my eyes. "Have you ever done crystal meth?"
"Hell no"
"Do you have any marijuana on you?"
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes"
You are in posession of NO Illegal substances?"
"I've got like.. a hunting knife that might be illegal.."
"I don't care about weapons... Do you have any Marijuana?"
"No"
"When's the last time you used Marijuana?"
"Uhh.. Honestly.. 4:20" (I meant this afternoon)
"4/20 huh..." (it was like early June... he thought I meant in April, haha)
"Alright.. well... don't let me see you here again"
"Yes sir."

He asked me if I was tweaking because he thought I was just sitting there awake at 4:30am. And I found after he left that there was an empty ziplock bag under my E-brake... I'll bet that's why he asked me like 15 times about weed.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

"I don't care about weapons... Do you have any Marijuana?"

lmao, sounds like that cop was desperate for some ganj. :thumbsup:

[deranged toker]

Me and my friend were smokin in our woods area with chairs set up and shit. Then i seen 4 cops fly down the road. An old man smelled wreefer in his yard and called the cops. Still aint found me.

[Pig On The Wing]

I was in a park with 2 mates and we were smoking in a small pipe of mine. Suddenly we saw a police car so we threw the pipe to the ground, hoping that the cops wouldn't find it (it was already dark). A cop approached us and asked what we were doing there. We said we were just chilling and should him our pocket were empty, so he started walking away, but, unluckily for me and my friends, he steped on the pipe that I had thrown to the ground. He fell to the ground and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. The stupid cop just looked back at us and didn't even look down to see what he had stepped on and left.

[Big Calhoun]

Yeah...check this out....

Like almost everyday, I'm duckin cops. Like the other day...I'm smoking in my ride on 183, right, and out of nowhere, I see this cop in my rearview. So check it...I verify that I'm going the correct speed, and WHOA NELLY, I am. Then I set the pipe down and continue to drive. Man...it was deep. Dallas po-po is riding hard in the left lane and I think I'm hit. All of a sudden, it happens...

WHAM!!!!

...they pass me by because I wasn't doing anything to attract their attention in the first place. /sarcasm

It's all common sense...

[sMokethEntoke]

I was in a park with 2 mates and we were smoking in a small pipe of mine. Suddenly we saw a police car so we threw the pipe to the ground, hoping that the cops wouldn't find it (it was already dark). A cop approached us and asked what we were doing there. We said we were just chilling and should him our pocket were empty, so he started walking away, but, unluckily for me and my friends, he steped on the pipe that I had thrown to the ground. He fell to the ground and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. The stupid cop just looked back at us and didn't even look down to see what he had stepped on and left.

roflmao! what a dumbass that cop was

anyway me and 2 homies were walkin back to his house trippin on shrooms, at like 2:00 and who else comes around the corner the po po so he hits the brakes while were like do we bolt or chill so we decided to just chill cuz it was a shitty spot to run anywhere and i was talkin to him just tellin him we were havin a butt, while i had a blunt in my pocket all he did was take our names and let us go

[Rain Man]

Hmm, I wonder how many of these stories are made up...

[LvT]

2 months ago, I was drunk and I was just smoking a fat ass bowl in the middle of a small street near a train station. I was about to go away when i saw a police car coming in front of me.. it scared the shit out of me! I ran away .. i think i never ran that fast lol .. ive heard the police car acceleration but they never caught me