I had to sleep in my car one night when I was travelling (it was like a 23 hour drive). So I'm in this K-Mart Parking lot, it was 4:30 in the morning, and I was dead asleep.

I had smoked with my friends before I left, at like 4:30 the previous afternoon, then again a few hours later, but with the windows down and on the freeway.

All of the sudden, I'm woken by headlights and spotlights from a cruiser right in front of me. I sat there and blinked and straightened up and made sure everything was put away. The cop comes up to my window and knocks with his flashlight. "What are you doing here?"
"I... Uhh... I... I don't know" (because I know sleeping in your car is illegal)
"Let me see your license please"
He looks at it and radios it in. He comes back, looks around my car with his flashlight, then makes me follow it with my eyes. "Have you ever done crystal meth?"
"Hell no"
"Do you have any marijuana on you?"
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes"
You are in posession of NO Illegal substances?"
"I've got like.. a hunting knife that might be illegal.."
"I don't care about weapons... Do you have any Marijuana?"
"No"
"When's the last time you used Marijuana?"
"Uhh.. Honestly.. 4:20" (I meant this afternoon)
"4/20 huh..." (it was like early June... he thought I meant in April, haha)
"Alright.. well... don't let me see you here again"
"Yes sir."

He asked me if I was tweaking because he thought I was just sitting there awake at 4:30am. And I found after he left that there was an empty ziplock bag under my E-brake... I'll bet that's why he asked me like 15 times about weed.
BloodAngel Reviewed by BloodAngel on . Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories I am the only one here that has never got caught from the cops in my 4+ year smoking experience. I have had many close calls but nothing i couldnt run away from (i am over 225 lbs). I dont understand (other then getting pulled over) how so many of you cant just run from the cops. Anyways......Story time.. I was at the beach last week with a couple of my mates getting ready to smoke our second bowl of some KB's when my friend says he saw a light on the way other end of the beach. I put my Rating: 5