This will be long but is a pretty cool story about cops...

So I was a beginner toker, about 17 and my friends parents are gone so we decided to blaze in his backyard where there's a small stream and lots of woods (kind of a rich area).

Before I get started there's a little backstory, my friend is kind of rich and his house had gotten broken into 3 times in the past two weeks, with minor shit getting stolen.

So anyways, there's 3 of us. And one of the kids goes to take a monster shit in his bathroom. He does, and it reeks, so he opens up the bathroom window, but breaks a vase. Well we're lazy and want to blaze so we leave it and go outside. We have a ghetto bong and only 2 grams or so of weed. It's about dusk so it's starting to get dark, we've just about killed the 2 grams when a flashlight comes running at us screaming "you little mother fuckers." The fucking guy has an axe but its my friends dad. We all figure he's pissed that we're blazing so we take off high as fuck!

We jump the stream but it's wide so we wade through it. We run out into the parking lot where we parked and my friends get in his car, I'm like fuck that! There's a ton of flashing cop lights surrounding my friends house nearby and I figured they wouldn't make it out of the parking lot. So I make a break for the main road and just want to blend in with everyone else and run home! We're freaking the fuck out at this point. They flip out and are like "GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR!"

So I'm gone, walking down this Main Street and I think I'm home free, when suddenly my other friend runs up, soaked from the creek high as fuck and panting and falling all over the place I could barely make out what he was saying. He said "yo man the cops are after me" I look back and sure enough, 2 cruisers are flying behind him. Another pulls up and blocks the whole fucking street off. She gets out of the car and has her hand on her gun and says "GET ON THE GROUND NOW" So we do, the cuff us and we're lying there. I guess they stopped my other friend who tried to drive and they actually pulled a gun out on him.

So at this point I think my life is over as it is, and I'm just hoping my friend didn't have the rest of the weed in his pockets. We had ditched the ghetto piece when we started running. He didn't, they searched us to make a long story short, his dad had called the cops thinking his house got broken into again and then saw 3 dark figures in his backyard! When they first questioned us I said I just got out of work at the nearby Staples (I did used to work at Staples) and said I didn't even know the kid next to me. Kind of fucked up but these kids have bailed on me before when I've gotten into a random fight with a stranger who I flipped off one time, and I was trying to save my own ass but not make him guilty at the same time so I just said I didn't know him. So anyways, when I hear all this on the CB radio and being the smart one, I piece it all together and I talk to the cop and tell her that's his son and we're his friends it's all a mistake. I completely changed my story and she didn't even say anything about it. Dumb cops. They even called in the K9 Unit because they were searching for another person who's description fit me. We saw the K9 car drive by and figured the cops might find our bong in the backyard or the dog might. But luckily they didn't search.

It was pretty embarassing sitting there in cuffs traffic was all backed up because of us and cars were slowly driving by staring at us.

How they didn't know we were high is beyond me, but one cop kinda did. He said "something ain't right, they're drunk!" So we just said yeah we ran because we were drinking in his backyard with some girls.

They drove us back to the house, his parents ID us, and we're home free, after all that. Not one bit of trouble they didn't even take down our names!