Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

This will be long but is a pretty cool story about cops...

So I was a beginner toker, about 17 and my friends parents are gone so we decided to blaze in his backyard where there's a small stream and lots of woods (kind of a rich area).

Before I get started there's a little backstory, my friend is kind of rich and his house had gotten broken into 3 times in the past two weeks, with minor shit getting stolen.

So anyways, there's 3 of us. And one of the kids goes to take a monster shit in his bathroom. He does, and it reeks, so he opens up the bathroom window, but breaks a vase. Well we're lazy and want to blaze so we leave it and go outside. We have a ghetto bong and only 2 grams or so of weed. It's about dusk so it's starting to get dark, we've just about killed the 2 grams when a flashlight comes running at us screaming "you little mother fuckers." The fucking guy has an axe but its my friends dad. We all figure he's pissed that we're blazing so we take off high as fuck!

We jump the stream but it's wide so we wade through it. We run out into the parking lot where we parked and my friends get in his car, I'm like fuck that! There's a ton of flashing cop lights surrounding my friends house nearby and I figured they wouldn't make it out of the parking lot. So I make a break for the main road and just want to blend in with everyone else and run home! We're freaking the fuck out at this point. They flip out and are like "GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR!"

So I'm gone, walking down this Main Street and I think I'm home free, when suddenly my other friend runs up, soaked from the creek high as fuck and panting and falling all over the place I could barely make out what he was saying. He said "yo man the cops are after me" I look back and sure enough, 2 cruisers are flying behind him. Another pulls up and blocks the whole fucking street off. She gets out of the car and has her hand on her gun and says "GET ON THE GROUND NOW" So we do, the cuff us and we're lying there. I guess they stopped my other friend who tried to drive and they actually pulled a gun out on him.

So at this point I think my life is over as it is, and I'm just hoping my friend didn't have the rest of the weed in his pockets. We had ditched the ghetto piece when we started running. He didn't, they searched us to make a long story short, his dad had called the cops thinking his house got broken into again and then saw 3 dark figures in his backyard! When they first questioned us I said I just got out of work at the nearby Staples (I did used to work at Staples) and said I didn't even know the kid next to me. Kind of fucked up but these kids have bailed on me before when I've gotten into a random fight with a stranger who I flipped off one time, and I was trying to save my own ass but not make him guilty at the same time so I just said I didn't know him. So anyways, when I hear all this on the CB radio and being the smart one, I piece it all together and I talk to the cop and tell her that's his son and we're his friends it's all a mistake. I completely changed my story and she didn't even say anything about it. Dumb cops. They even called in the K9 Unit because they were searching for another person who's description fit me. We saw the K9 car drive by and figured the cops might find our bong in the backyard or the dog might. But luckily they didn't search.

It was pretty embarassing sitting there in cuffs traffic was all backed up because of us and cars were slowly driving by staring at us.

How they didn't know we were high is beyond me, but one cop kinda did. He said "something ain't right, they're drunk!" So we just said yeah we ran because we were drinking in his backyard with some girls.

They drove us back to the house, his parents ID us, and we're home free, after all that. Not one bit of trouble they didn't even take down our names!

[CheebaHawk]

like i said in another post. check this out "true story" me and a friend i met at apex auto school would blaze out side the train station everyday before we went home. now i thought that this dude was cool, so one day school ended early and i didnt feel like going home so quick i want to stay in the city for awyle so he then says "yo kid lets go blaze in washington square park" kool! noprob cause alot of girls is there so i said lets go. when we get there we sat at a secured area at a chess ciment table. me on one side and him on the other side. we start to blaze and just talkin shit about anything. now the next thing i know he looks like he seen a ghost and just took off running, i mean gone took flight over fences and shit. all i could see is him get smaller and smaller in the distance. man i was so high i didnt move, i stood there thinking what the fuck just happened. i didnt hear any gunshots and i didnt see any cops. so i strugged my shoulders like fuck it and kept smokin. the next fucking thing i know somebody puts a hand on my shoulder and says "is that your friend?" it was the cops. they said " tell him hes a pussy for running, we just want you to out it and move from the park" i was shittin bricks but when they let me go i felt like the man, yo i never smoked with that dude agian. you'll get caught messing with head like him...forreal!!..high grade forever!!!

[IanCurtisWishlist]

one time i just bought a fat ass sack of pot from my step brother, who was driving somewhat recklessly and speeding. i guess it was like the 2nd time i bought a sack...i had the pot in my pocket and all the sudden some sherrif turns on his lights and tails us for a good 1/2 mile. so my brother goes to pull over, and the cop just turns his lights off and speeds off. we were so lucky that day... cause i'd have been fucked if i was caught with weed. i was a minor still, and i wasn't even supposed to be gone from the house.

[Fengzi]

I got busted once when I was 15 with about an 1/8th. No big deal. They wrote me a citation, brought me home to my parents, and that was it.

Once me and a friend were driving down the highway in Wisconsin, doing about 70 in a 55 zone and smoking a big spliff. The car was totally hotboxed and filled with smoke. I looked in the rearview mirrow and saw some guy right on my ass. I looked again and then noticed he had flashing lights. We totally panicked, opened the windows with smoke pouring out, and pulled over. To our great relief he just sped on by. Going to something else more important.

If I were to have another experience where it looked like I was gonna get busted I'd probably just sit down and wait for the cop to get his fat ass over to me. Out here in California the cops don't really give a damn so it makes no sense to run. If you just hand it over they'll let you go. If you do run though, and they do catch you, you'll be in a lot more trouble.