Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories

[FAllout]

my thot exactly.. but ye.. my friend had stolen a car a week before the day we used it.. anywayz we were all high .. and drunk.. it was a 2005 ford explorer.. it was pretty cool cuz for that whole week .. we would always go out in it.. and it was the week of exams.. so we would hotbox it right b4 exams and right after than go chill at sum place.. so than we were all fucked.. and my friend ends up crashing it into a hydro pole.. i was wearin my seatbelt luckily and for the ppl who werent they got fucked lol.. one of my friends hit his head right on the front window.. it was funni cuz u saw the imprint of his head.. he was bleedin but not enuff for him to go to the hospital immediately... anywayz.. my friend treid turning on the car.. it wouldnt budge.. this was also on a major intersection... so a few ppl start comnig and asking if were okay.. and sum1 starts yelling call 911...as soon as i hurd that i friggin jumped out of the car.. looked how fucked up it was.. the whole front end was done.. engine was starting to smoke..oil was leaking.. we all got out of the car.. but the driver was stuck ... one of my friends ended up pulling him out.. but i wwas already running.. the ppl started looking at us.. and most likely realized what we probably had did... so we end up going to a bus stop.. we split up in 2 groups.. and we start seeing cop cars fly by.. ambulance.. firetruck.. and than the bus came.. fuck was i happy to see it... anywayz.. i ended up gettin safely home.. but on teh way there copz were dirvin bak an forth.. than at night i watchthe news.. end up hearin about it.. 5 teenangers fled from the scene.. of an accident.. and they identified only one of us.. the driver.. bcuz he was wearin a Scarface jacket.. .and thats all tehy could say about him.. i started laffin.. it was a fun experience.. but i got mad.. i ended up realizing we left sum beer and sum weed in there.. i even left my pipe.. but it was a shitty one...

Tell your friend I said, No! Bad! Then rub his face in his pee for me.

[litoz22]

we jus used it to hotbox every morning and lunch and after skool for that wholoe week..

[JaiPeur]

That's shameful, do you realize it?

[shilling]

Two friends and I hooked up to go for a smoke at a view point, popular with make out types who have nowhere to go. He was driving and mate in passenger seat, me in the rear, behind passenger.
For some reason, we all sat there and smoked a cigarette each while we talked. I then got out the tin with all the gear in, and started preparing a joint.
As usual we had someone look out for cops. Lo and behold, a car pulls into the large car park that the view point is. Now, we're parked up near the front, and they usually drive along the back and just cruise by and drive off.

This time, they drive right up alongside us, and seeing 3 blokes, stop the car, and get out.

We just said we came up for a chat in a nice location. They got us all out of the car and searched us.

While they were driving up I had put the wrap of grass I had down my DocMarten boots, right below my ankle bone. I had also put the tin with all the papers and stuff under the passenger seat, slowly sliding it further.

They searched all 3 of us, and started searching the car. I was stood behind the car, and saw this policeman with a torch shine it from the open boot, into the car itself (hatchback car). he shone it deep into the footwell of the driver's side, but only cursorly over the passenger side.... if he had lingered a moment longer, he would have seen the tin. They didn't find the gear in my socks as the lady officer didn't do the search thoroughly enough.

That was a lucky escape!

[BlazeTheWeed]

why did you guys let them search the car?

[Fattie]

keep this thread up, i like it.

[shilling]

why did you guys let them search the car?

In England, the Police can search you or your car without having "reasonable suspicion."

We don't have a constitutionally guaranteed set of rights. Which is why our poodle prime minister, Tony Bliar aka Bush's bitch, keeps taking away more and more civil liberties.

So, in answer to your question, we didn't have the right to tell them NO you cannot search me or my car. They would've just arrested us on "suspicion" of something or another and made life worse for us.

[IGotThat]

Me and 3 of my boys had been drinking and smoking. We each had like 10-12 beers and smoked like 3 blunts. So later that nite, we decide to go to this skeezy's house and have some fun. So we on the highway, and it feels like we're the only car on the highway. Then out the cut, I seen a statie behind me, it pulled up alongside us, then gets in back of us and puts the lights on. My boy in the back had an O stashed in his draws. My boy looks at me and said "damn, your eyes are red." .. so this bitch comes back and tells me my license is suspended (which I didnt know), and tells me to get out, and a couple more staties showed up. Then this nigga was all up in my shit, he grabbed my junk like a good 4 times. Then he asked where my wallet was and I told him back right pocket and he grabs my left pocket, so I say "Your other right!!! (felt so good, lol). After checking me and my boys, the two the car (which is my boy's moms) and left us on Route 1, which is pretty commercial, but 3 cities away from where we lived. We walked for 15 min, bought a gallon of water and finally got a skeezy to come and get us.


Another time, I was driving my boys car ('90 civic hatchback, standard with a loud ass muffler) through this very quiet town, going on a blunt ride. Long story short, we got pulled over for no license plate light. 4 fucking cruisers behind us and 1 peeking out at the end of street a little bit in front of us, all in under 30 seconds. Some funny as shit. He smelled the weed, told him we smoked earlier (my boy had the blunt stashed), searched the car, tried to get me to snitch just cause I had a fucking charge and it would help me, so I laughed at him. Said we were lucky he didnt search the engine and shit, I was like "The engine?!" and started laughing again and let us go. After we left, I stalled on a hill and blamed it on the cops, lol.

Tip: Only laugh at cops when you don't got nothing on you, or you KNOW you getting away, lol.

[IGotThat]

haha, Shilling and mines story have similarities, lol.

[Chuddy]

I light up infront of cops all the time, they just don't care. 420 on the hill in Ottawa, 1500 people smoking pot infront of the parliament buildings and not a damn thing the cops could do about it.

I was on a bus going downtown for Canada day, blazed out of my mind before hand, and as usual, people started lighting up on the bus. The police got on on the next stop and said, "Listen, guys, if you're going to smoke a joint, do it downtown, not on the bus, you don't want the bus driver getting high do you?" Everyone respected his wishes, but of course, some dumb ass responded, "Yeahhh!!!" And the cop hauled his ass off the bus, and we all continued on our way.