My terms may not be "exact" but you should be able to understand what I mean...

schwag = schwag
chronic = coke + weed
weed = weed (in general)
Nugs = what i think you thought chronic ment

Fact 5. "stoners spare" are they talking about a "BEER belly" and cigs mess up you looks too.

What do you mean by that, I don't understand....