this is the only one i can remember right now lol.

Me and a friend were sittin on ma bed watchin danoz direct (dont ask) and he started staring at me....and he looked really scared, then he made these weird whimpering noises... and i looked at him and i said "Man....what the fuck are you doing" and he replied with "Dude....you look like a fucking clown, YOUR FUCKING SCARY" and the whole night consisted of him saying i looked like a scary clown.