omg i have some good ones;;


me and my uncle had smoked a joint of purple haze && i was ripped out of my mind and he was just kinda high, so we were playing this game telling eachother what animals we looked like and i told him he looked like a dog, and then he's all like;;

"you look like...a whooping crane", which is totally untrue and made no sense, thus making me literally fall on the floor w/laughter.


then there was this one time when me, and two of my friends had smoked some PCP weed and i was the most fucked up, bbut they weren't high yet, and i'm all like;;

"it's like my life is a tv show"

and they were totally not listening, they thought i was blabbering, and they were talking about the weed, and one of my friends was like;;

"it's laced"

"with PCP?"

[here's where i come in]

"yes my show is PC"

[they decide to listen to me now]

"what an intelligent question"

"huh???"

*bursts of random senseless laughter*




then one time we had been riding around smoking and were soooo high, the kinda high where you just can't quit laughing, and we were talking in-depth, and then all of a sudden my friend looks out the car window dazedly then turns back to us and goes;;

"where are we, and what in the dickens am i doing here"


in a british accent.


there are sooo many more i can't remember...