lol, i have a good one. Me and 2 girls just finished a huge blunt and then I kind of sat from a distance on a more comfortable chair. and they were chatting and I THOUGHt one of them said " STOP SAYING THE NAMES OF ALL THESE GOOD FOODS ITS MAKING ME HUNGRY! " and then I randomly get up and start saying stuff like "CHOCOLATE CAKE, COOKIES, ICE CREAM ect ect" making a huge fool of myself.

and it turns out that the girls werent even talking about food they said something completely different and they both looked at me like I was crazy for hearing things and we still laugh about it to this day =)