One time we were outside and we had a bag of pretzels. I had pricked my finger on a thorn eariler and I was now reaching into the bag. I put some pretzels in my mouth and I guess a broken pretzel poked me in my lip.

"The pretzel is a thorn and the thorn is a pretzel. So why not eat the thorns?" is what I said.

They then proceeded to jump on me and totally ruin my high which was NOT cool.