my first 1-2 weeks smoking, I cwould get so high I cwouldn't be able to feel my toung and I would try to talk and freak out thinking I bit it off, so I would ask my friends "shit, did I bite off my tongue?!?!" and they would always go "No, dude... it's still there"

It sucked because when I started smkoking, my friends had been smoking like 2 years, so they forgot what it was like to be so high and have no control over yourself, so I alwaysmademyself look like an ass