Comments made when your high.

[Kilo0192]

I just wanted to hear some of the things you or your friends say when your stoned or on something. It has to be something that is ridiculous. And tell what they are on.

Well here's mine- "I don't want to be alive when I die!" - She was stoned and drunk. :stoned:

Kilo0192 Reviewed by Kilo0192 on 07-13-2006. Comments made when your high. I just wanted to hear some of the things you or your friends say when your stoned or on something. It has to be something that is ridiculous. And tell what they are on. Well here's mine- "I don't want to be alive when I die!" - She was stoned and drunk. :stoned: Rating: 5

[Stevey42o]

lol, i have a good one. Me and 2 girls just finished a huge blunt and then I kind of sat from a distance on a more comfortable chair. and they were chatting and I THOUGHt one of them said " STOP SAYING THE NAMES OF ALL THESE GOOD FOODS ITS MAKING ME HUNGRY! " and then I randomly get up and start saying stuff like "CHOCOLATE CAKE, COOKIES, ICE CREAM ect ect" making a huge fool of myself.

and it turns out that the girls werent even talking about food they said something completely different and they both looked at me like I was crazy for hearing things and we still laugh about it to this day =)

[greenhorizon]

we drove past a construction site once and my friend said-

dude, what's going on over there?


i responded with a smart

i think they're like...building something...

ripped as hell.:rasta:

[huh]

right after me and my friends blazed my one friends who was stoned out of their mind said "you guys want some okie dokie?" i laughed so hard because it was supposed to be okie doke. i was also real blazed so i think thats what made it funny :P

[Kilo0192]

we drove past a construction site once and my friend said-

dude, what's going on over there?


i responded with a smart

i think they're like...building something...

ripped as hell.:rasta:

Lol Nice!

[bobbydabud]

ok one me and two friends were out in the middle of no where and really really blazed and one guy said "GET DOWN i think i hear something" and then i said "NO!! dont get down cause if u do ull move to fast, reverse gravity and turn upside down and float up to the skyyyyyyyyyy" they just laughed their asses off for like 20 min after that

[SmokingPlatypus]

I don't remember who posted this, but someone was riding in a car, high and tripping on something, and there was some other girl riding in the car with him, and she was on PCP. Anyways, she was all dissociated and such, and she said, "I just want to like.. put cold spoons on my eyes."

[LuckyNiner]

I've written the weirdest fucking lyrics while I was high...something about dancing on the moon. With the devil. I'll dig them up when I feel motivated.

A friend of mine once blurted out this while discussing Zeppelin:

"Jimmy Page is the best song ever written"

[coricidinxcoughxcold]

omg i have some good ones;;


me and my uncle had smoked a joint of purple haze && i was ripped out of my mind and he was just kinda high, so we were playing this game telling eachother what animals we looked like and i told him he looked like a dog, and then he's all like;;

"you look like...a whooping crane", which is totally untrue and made no sense, thus making me literally fall on the floor w/laughter.


then there was this one time when me, and two of my friends had smoked some PCP weed and i was the most fucked up, bbut they weren't high yet, and i'm all like;;

"it's like my life is a tv show"

and they were totally not listening, they thought i was blabbering, and they were talking about the weed, and one of my friends was like;;

"it's laced"

"with PCP?"

[here's where i come in]

"yes my show is PC"

[they decide to listen to me now]

"what an intelligent question"

"huh???"

*bursts of random senseless laughter*




then one time we had been riding around smoking and were soooo high, the kinda high where you just can't quit laughing, and we were talking in-depth, and then all of a sudden my friend looks out the car window dazedly then turns back to us and goes;;

"where are we, and what in the dickens am i doing here"


in a british accent.


there are sooo many more i can't remember...

[SpiritLevel]

I couldn't get the name of it... I had to ask...

"You know you have a bus stop where buses pick up passengers? What is the one called for aeroplanes?"

The other person was soooo wrecked they didn't have a clue what I was on about and the response I got was an innocent "Aeroplane Stop"?

Which was not the answer but we laughed for ages over the fact I (we both) forgot that an aeroplane stop was actually called an airport.