Comments made when your high.

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

Wow i've made tooo many to think about but one time i was so fucked up that i was like "dude your cats trying to kill me *softer*dude your cat is trying to kill me *louder* dude your cats trying to kill me *louder*dude,dude,dude WTF your cat is givin me eyes and trying to kill me *screaming* HOLY SHIT WTF did you see that he just tried to slit my throat FUCK MAN he's on me get him off get him off!!!
Now if you think thats a good comment it gets better. This guy NEVER had a cat or any pet at all!!! And i have this on video i'm just TWEAKING out like a mother fucker like jumping and swinging my arms fighting off a cat that was never there. To explain this i later found out the weed was laced with high grade Heroin and lots of it!!

You say you have the video? Show us. I'm interested in seeing it.

Mr. TBAGU 420 Reviewed by Mr. TBAGU 420 on 07-14-2006. Comments made when your high. I just wanted to hear some of the things you or your friends say when your stoned or on something. It has to be something that is ridiculous. And tell what they are on. Well here's mine- "I don't want to be alive when I die!" - She was stoned and drunk. :stoned: Rating: 5

[Nocturnal Stoner]

me and my mate adam were at another mates house in farringdon, just chillin on his balcony and lisnin to sum beatles, by now weve smoked at least an 1/8th each so were pretty fuked, then i turn to adam and say "i'm as stoned as a pulsing maggot" and we just crack up, later we treked back to adams ginourmous house and sat on his buff roof with a duvet at midnight lisnin to sum radiohead and taking hits from a nice bong, we had afghan cheese, some french hash and some regular skunk red hair, we tokk bout 20 hits each then chilled in his loft watchin family guy, then the pizza guy came an i had to answer the door, apparently i stood there for 5 mins without handing him the money and just staring at him.

sorry bout the long story but that was a fucked up comment

[AcrossThePond]

so i was sitting in a wheelbarrow in a field in the middle of the cotswolds. (like mid-south west england). anyway, my neighbors and i had smoked a SHIT load of weed. we were just being complete stoners and tripping off the scenery. i kind of look at one of my neighbors for a minute and said "whooaaa.. look how eyes your red are"

i was being completely serious too. and he was like "what?"

so i repeated myself... and i said it about 4 times. then i kind of looked at myself and was like "wow... did i seriously just say that." then i laughed for about another half an hour for no particular reason.

oh the joys of being high

haha

xxx - lexie

[AcrossThePond]

oh... and another one was. i was at a thai restaurant with some of my girl friends and after stuffing my face i kind of said "i'm so going to marry the guy who invented food."
and if that wasn't stupid enough, my blonde friend pipes up, "wait, isn't he dead now?"

not that funny. but wow, retarded enough for a room full of stoners to giggle about.

xxx - lexie

[dank ass nugs]

You say you have the video? Show us. I'm interested in seeing it.

I would but i dont trust the internet plus it reveals my address,phone number, my face and the face and names of all the people who were theyre. So sorry I know people busted for internet posted shit so it scares me.

[coricidinxcoughxcold]

one time me and my friend had smoked a blunt with our dealer in his car, then he dropped us off at the park. so we were walking from the park to our friend's house across the street and on the roof of the apartment my friend was like, "look jay, a mexican is paited to the wall", && i'm all like wtff? and she's like, "he was painting wall, but he didn't do a good job and put too much paint on it, and now he is stuck to the wall[of the apartments]", and there was like nothing there, but i thought i could see him, and she kept on saying like, "he's gone now", and then, "jay, look, he's BACK!!!", like over && over again.

[Silverant]

One time we were outside and we had a bag of pretzels. I had pricked my finger on a thorn eariler and I was now reaching into the bag. I put some pretzels in my mouth and I guess a broken pretzel poked me in my lip.

"The pretzel is a thorn and the thorn is a pretzel. So why not eat the thorns?" is what I said.

They then proceeded to jump on me and totally ruin my high which was NOT cool.

[LittLeWinG]

this is the only one i can remember right now lol.

Me and a friend were sittin on ma bed watchin danoz direct (dont ask) and he started staring at me....and he looked really scared, then he made these weird whimpering noises... and i looked at him and i said "Man....what the fuck are you doing" and he replied with "Dude....you look like a fucking clown, YOUR FUCKING SCARY" and the whole night consisted of him saying i looked like a scary clown.