Comments made when your high.

[Cas]

my sister asked me a question, and my reply was "like, uh, yeah." and she goes "that was the most beavis & butthead answer

[sMokethEntoke]

we drove past a construction site once and my friend said-

dude, what's going on over there?


i responded with a smart

i think they're like...building something...

ripped as hell.:rasta:

omg i thought of butthead as soon as i read this, you can just hear him saying that


one time my friend was talkin about living on a boat house and i was like

"how would you cut the lawn???"

good times

[Mr Greenthumb]

Heres a real good one. My buddies and i got real stoned and it came time to drive us back into town. We all piled into my buddie's truck.

First thing he does is flooor it and drive into the ditch. then he look up, saw the smoke comiing from the hood of his car in a ditch and he asked us all this; "Who the hell was driving!?" then he realized he was in the drivers seat.

It wasn't funny at the time but its hillarious now. He doesn't remember anything after getting into the car.

[JDiz]

I was at a wedding reception party in a cabin and we had all just passed around a nice blunt and a buddy was telling a story about how he dropped an expensive glass earlier and this girl chimes in, "did it broke?"

Good thread!

[chronic patch]

oh man i have this friend that freaks out. first of all, you've never heard a person with a dirtier mouth than my friend. he refers to everything as a "bitch". he yells "fuck" for no reason. and his famous line is, "fuckin nigga bitches man". and hes white and im black so hes lucky i dont get pissed at em. and hes obsessed with lil wayne's song "fireman"

[BloodAngel]

my first 1-2 weeks smoking, I cwould get so high I cwouldn't be able to feel my toung and I would try to talk and freak out thinking I bit it off, so I would ask my friends "shit, did I bite off my tongue?!?!" and they would always go "No, dude... it's still there"

It sucked because when I started smkoking, my friends had been smoking like 2 years, so they forgot what it was like to be so high and have no control over yourself, so I alwaysmademyself look like an ass

[lagstronaut]

One time me and my friend went to McDonald's and the chick taking our order was the way hotter older sister of a hot chick that's on my friend's sister's soccer team. So we order, we make asses out of ourselves somehow by forgetting we had to pay and then laughing at some prick who was dropping every fucking thing he was holding, cell phone, news paper, sun glasses fell off his FACE. Anyway, we looked like idiots to her and so we got our food and sat down. We sat down like pretty much right next to the cash register where she is, and one of her co-workers yells "Kaitlyn, I need your key!" for the cash or something, and my buddy just yells out "KAITLYN I NEED YOUR CUNT." and I guess he didn't realise she was standing like pretty much next to us and everybody in the fucking place was staring at us. It was retarded and one of my many good times in Burger King

[Kilo0192]

One time me and my friend went to McDonald's and the chick taking our order was the way hotter older sister of a hot chick that's on my friend's sister's soccer team. So we order, we make asses out of ourselves somehow by forgetting we had to pay and then laughing at some prick who was dropping every fucking thing he was holding, cell phone, news paper, sun glasses fell off his FACE. Anyway, we looked like idiots to her and so we got our food and sat down. We sat down like pretty much right next to the cash register where she is, and one of her co-workers yells "Kaitlyn, I need your key!" for the cash or something, and my buddy just yells out "KAITLYN I NEED YOUR CUNT." and I guess he didn't realise she was standing like pretty much next to us and everybody in the fucking place was staring at us. It was retarded and one of my many good times in Burger King

So wait was it McDonald's or Burger King??? ROFLMFAO

[smitty420]

AHHA I WAS BAOUT TO ASK THE SAME IT MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD!!!!

[BloodAngel]

lmao maybe he's so high he forgot so he put both