Umphreys McGee 4 my birthday?!?!

[Its a Plant]

Lol, yeah, I had to sit down. It wasn't really the people so much that had me flippin' out as it was the heat and just what was going on up front on stage. They were setting up some crazy shit for the Lips, and I honestly just felt really light-headed whenever I tried to stand.

It was all good though. I made my way out of the mob, somehow haha, and saw the show on the side, where I caught a wicked breeze and snagged a free lemonaide for smokin' up a guy that worked there. It was worth it.

[Terps]

HAHA dam same exact fuckin thing happend to me
ight heres the story
woke up on saturday at bonnaroo
drank sum beers (Not a good idea when its 103 deg. in the shade, should have been waters instead)
went to go see Beck cause after Beck we were guna sit out and wait for radiohead so we could get right up in front
Well FUCK ME!
we got RIGHT the fuck in the front front fuckin row
radiohead starts playing
i lean over to my buddy and take his water and drink the hole dam thing in one gulp
30 mins later im thinking to myself holy shit i need water or im guna die so i start makin my way to ppl with water bottles gettin drinks from everyone but it wasnt working i just kept getting lightheaded even more so i was like man i gota give up and get the fuck outa here b4 i pass the fuck out!
so here i am, fucking dieing of thirst and i turn around and see 300,000 fuckin ppl that i got to push my way thru tell i can get somthing to fuckin drink so i go like half way (smokin a j as i walk to help me float my way outa there ya no) and sum fuckin dickhead pushes me and i fall down so i get up standing right next to this guy (he was wearing big ass zuba pants) so im like thinkin how can i get this faggot back for pushing me over? i take my roach and i sneakaly place it right in his front pocket hahaha SNUCKA! what now BITCH. he starts screemin his head off rollin on the ground and shit im just standinbg there laughin my ass off (almost diein of thirst and heat wtf ever u call it) so after that i walk outa that shit hole and sit down at this fruit smoothy both...BUT I LEFT MY WAULT AT MY FUCKIN CAMPSITE!! omg so im freakin out so i light up my other j right next to the guy workin the booth and he comes over and hands me a smoothie and says "Man u look like u need summin to drink, this ones on me" so i sit there and drink my smoothie and smoke this random guy up and tell him how i almost died in that big ass crowd and shit, then he gets off work right as we finish up the j. he says come with me, i fallow him to his truck and he smokes me up i was so fuckin high i didnt no what todo with myself...tell i got to umphrys mcgee and met up with my bro and got my GROOOOOVE on WOOOOT WOOOOP WOOOO
That is my crazy radiohead (Bonnaroo 06) story