i need an excuse quickly!!!

[ronjohn420]

say its a complete mess, your dog (if you dont have one steal the nieghbours) threw up everywhere, you rented it out to an alien an hes working on his space ship in there so he can go home, say you left bear traps open in there, tell the kids theres a monster in there (if the kid are like teenager or sumthing give them a doobie if they dont tell, say the mafia took your room an are holding it hostage, all of the above might work or better still just lock it man... is killing your family an option at all? hmmm im kinda bake and these are some pretty good ones man.... better still use them all together then no one will go in your room...... why arent they aloud in your room?

so yeah, im offically laughing my ass off at work @ 8.05am...haha

yeah man, is this your house or do you live with parents...
because if you said youre fixing stuff or making repairs, it may tip the parents off, but yeah. i work at a paint store (so obvisoly painting sounds good to me). You can get mistint paint for like 15.00 a gallon... so get a gallon ot 2 of paint and say that youre doing faux finishing on the walls, and there is NO REASON why little kids should be around in that room...

plus tell them its OIL BASED PAINT this stuff stinks and takes 12hours between coats to dry.....

that will def. keep them out for a while (or a couple days)

[klup]

you could tell them that youre a disgusting slob and that you left a roast beef sandwich under your bed for a month and 9 days and that theres a rare yet crippling disease inside your room, but that youre immune to it.

it would really help if your have family is dumb