What should I do with my children?

[RESiNATE]

So it's the weekend, and I have my children once more
But, I am at a loss as to what to do with them...

...maybe I should marinate them, and put them in a slow oven

Bless 'em, but the weather here is crap - so park is out of the question...

Aint got much money this week, so anything that involves the parting of cash is out of the question...

...I could attempt to explain 'knock knock' jokes to them...again...they just don't understand!
Like, I used the example:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll see!

Not even a flicker from the audience...
Their attempt:
Who's there?
Tree
Tree who?
Let me in, I'm a tree!

RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on 10-02-2004. What should I do with my children? So it's the weekend, and I have my children once more :) But, I am at a loss as to what to do with them... ...maybe I should marinate them, and put them in a slow oven :rolleyes: Bless 'em, but the weather here is crap - so park is out of the question... Aint got much money this week, so anything that involves the parting of cash is out of the question... ...I could attempt to explain 'knock knock' jokes to them...again...they just don't understand! Rating: 5

[Lulu]

I'm in exactly the same situation with my two (9 & 4yrs)
Plus my sister's kids (till Tuesday) as they're in Amsterdam for a long weekend *sigh
It's lashing rain so today we're baking
Buy yourself some cake mix and let them make a big mess!!!!!!!!!

[dizzy spells]

hey guys.
baking sound good to me.& making a mess sounds better.
iv never thought of myself being a chef or a baker but ill try anything once.
heres my effort at becoming a baker
cakes turned out good ,with a little special stuff in for mine & mrs dizzy.

[Lulu]

Awwww Dizzy, real cute pics
I hope you did all the washing up

[RESiNATE]

Buy yourself some cake mix and let them make a big mess!!!!!!!!!

Haha, yeah good idea - I got some cake mix last week, and bought some mixing bowls this week, so neek week, I'm gonna get some cake tins lol - It takes a while for me to implement some activities lmao

We just got back from the park, lucky break in the weather lol, and cooked roast beef dinner!


Ok, I got some of those microwave roast dinners...well, look, it takes me three weeks to bake a cake, geez, they'd starve!

lol
Single parenting
Res...

[Lulu]

Haha, yeah good idea - I got some cake mix last week, and bought some mixing bowls this week, so neek week, I'm gonna get some cake tins lol - It takes a while for me to implement some activities lmao

We just got back from the park, lucky break in the weather lol, and cooked roast beef dinner!


Ok, I got some of those microwave roast dinners...well, look, it takes me three weeks to bake a cake, geez, they'd starve!

lol
Single parenting
Res...

You sound like you're doing ok
Have fun ~lol~

Lulu xx