So it's the weekend, and I have my children once more
But, I am at a loss as to what to do with them...

...maybe I should marinate them, and put them in a slow oven

Bless 'em, but the weather here is crap - so park is out of the question...

Aint got much money this week, so anything that involves the parting of cash is out of the question...

...I could attempt to explain 'knock knock' jokes to them...again...they just don't understand!
Like, I used the example:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll see!

Not even a flicker from the audience...
Their attempt:
Who's there?
Tree
Tree who?
Let me in, I'm a tree!

RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . What should I do with my children? So it's the weekend, and I have my children once more :) But, I am at a loss as to what to do with them... ...maybe I should marinate them, and put them in a slow oven :rolleyes: Bless 'em, but the weather here is crap - so park is out of the question... Aint got much money this week, so anything that involves the parting of cash is out of the question... ...I could attempt to explain 'knock knock' jokes to them...again...they just don't understand! Rating: 5