Wats the worst sex you've ever had and why?

[baisez le monde.]

Having sex in the middle of the ghetto in the back of my car. Black kids where watching us and my ass cheek got a craamp that hurt sooo fucking baad and I couldn't do anything about it.

just thinking about it makes me cringe.

all of your posts make me laugh. i think im in love.

[LordSmaug]

In love eh?... That's weird. I don't even know you. Who knows, maybe we're bound for marriage and we don't know it.

-the odds of that happening are about one in ---->(Near infinite number)

[hahaitsdoogle]

AHAHA! Definatley shaggin the ex girlfriend who has a boyfriend. and shes in a long distance relationship with him.

And she wants pleasure from me but doesent want me.. thats a turn off. bad sex, hell

.. this one time i was given some zoloft, and i took it, and
theirs a side affect of " sexual dysfunction " , i didnt know this at the time but it basically takes away a mans ability to get off, but still allows an woody.. woody. rofl.
had a good night but it really.. really sucked.

[2MC5]

when you are my age there is no such thing as bad sex 16

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I know this isnt exactly bad sex, but it kinda fits in.

I bought my (then) girlfriend an extremely pricey white gold and diamond necklace for christmas. She was obviously pleased with it, as she started to give me the best handjob ever. We werent at the sex stage yet, although its safe to say I woulda shagged her instantly, and not just cos she was so hot (IMO anyway). As I was nearing my climax, I started to get this intense pain in the back of my head, slowly engulfing the whole of my head. At first I thought it was just a headrush, but after a while it really started to hurt. I thought it would be rude to ask her to stop, so she carried on. About a minute after I spunked, I felt the urge to vomit, and luckily I had just enough time to go to the bathroom. But oooh no, I had to shit and vomit at the same time. Fuck, and my girlfriend was in the next room and Im positive she could hear everything. This wasnt one of those little ploppy poos, it was like shitting a mans head out and exploding as it came out. Grenade-shits as I like to call them. Anyway, I was sitting there shitting and puking at the same time, when I realise that maybe theres something wrong because I just cant stop being sick. After a chat with my GP, I learnt that it was a side effect of the AntiDeps I was on. Lovely.

We broke up shortly after. If you cant stomach the sound of me having a shit, then you cant stomach me at all.

[SpiritLevel]

bareback in the sand, got a little ruff!!

[dirkDanger]

Mine has to be was when i was with my ex and we decided to have sex on an air conditioner. that wasn't the bad part, it was actually pretty hot since it was so random but thing that made it awful was the fact that he wouldn't say a word. When a guy is silent during sex it ruins the whole freaking thing. Ugh. Oh and I also had Maytag on my ass from the air conditioner for a week.

Haha.....what the crap? On an air conditioner? You stoners and your wacky ideas.

[rebgirl420]

hahah I know, I was rocked.

[FeastonThisSHITT]

HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. POOR YOU. my worst time..was when...she wouldnt stop saying "im so drunk" and when she said i love you (i knew her for about 3 hours) i pulled out mid shag and said "i cant do this anymore" and scampered off.
luckily it was only 5 mins away from my dorm. damn bitch still has my "legalize eucalyptus" t shirt.

LOL that struck me as fuckin funny. LOLOLOL im so drunk im so drunk im so drunk ... hahaha... maybe it shouldn't be that funny, but to me it is one of the funniest images i ever put in my head.


a chick getting fucked saying im so drunk im so drunk

[yoda]

my worst time was the first and only time with this one guy. to put it in a nice way he finished before i had even started.

yaoo, where in MD are you?

how about the girl that you've been crazy about forawhile, comes to your house while rolling, and shes telling you about how she loves you and shit. which is all good, except she had a bf.