Who deserves reparations without a question? Oh, you mean the dead guys who were mistreated? Well, whether they deserve it or not, they're a little too horizontal to SPEND it, sooo...I think there are better uses for taxpayer money than throwing truckloads of hundred dollar bills on some graves.

Children are starving, education is in decline, the space program is doing poorly, soldiers and their families must be taken care of, a new highway system is needed, we need funding for Social Security, and so on. I'm sure throwing piles of money on the graves of the abused is on the list somewhere, but hey, it's gonna take a while to work our way down the list to the extent that we're ready to start giving dead people money. But have faith. I'm sure we'll get there eventually.

How about a compromise? If the dead people get up and start moaning "brains... brains...", then we'll give 'em some brains! I'm sure they'd appreciate that more than money anyhow, being zombies and all.