the what if game

[SpiritLevel]

I'd have chunks missing from my head and dead blue tits at my feet

what if pussy was on the stock market?

[Thetrippinhippie]

i would probably have the clap..873 times. what if this thread was never made

[zeebo phillips]

Then the world would be 874 times empty.

What if e really didn't equal mc squared?

[MistaPoleeseMan]

MC Squared would not equal E.

What if cops wore pink and rode razor scooters?

[SpiritLevel]

The cops do round here, don't they where u r?

what if i can't fink of a what if?

[MistaPoleeseMan]

You should'nt say fink.

What if mustard got you really high?

[zeebo phillips]

Then I wouldn't have been sober throughout my elemantary years.

What if Big Bird was blue and Cookie Monster were yellow?

[Damon32]

then all of the toilets in the world would flush at the same time and we would be flooded in a world of shit and piss water (similar to New Orleans)

What if everyone quit jacking off for 30 days?

[yoda]

suicide hot-line phones would be ringing off the hook

what if guys had vaginas and gave birth?

[Binzhoubum]

Then women would complain less...

What if you couldn't log onto Cannabis.com anymore?