did you know that slinky was invented by accident. this dude was tryin to invent a way to get rid of motion sickness on boats and shit right. so he's experimentin with springs and shit, then his 14 year old retarded son comes on in his little lab thang right, and grabs the spring and slinkies that hoe. and when i say slinkies it, you know goddamned well what slinkying is. when you grab one end in each hand and drop one hand lower than the other and repeat and yeah its a verb slinkying motherfuckers. total fuckin accident, no shit