Well... just got home from work and sure enough the man gave me the slip to go to the piss doctor at about 9 am. I knew it was coming (thanks to my boy for the inside info) so I played it cool. He said, "You know the routine, it's your turn." I said, "Hell boss, I been here 10 years and aint ever been picked for a random yet so I DONT know the routine, I just smoked a bowl on the way into work, will you piss in a cup for me?" He laughed and said "You got 24 hours."
Went to my duffle bag, grabbed the 2 bottles of quick fix and gave them a 15 second warm up in the shop microwave (discreetly I might add) It was one of those old-ass microwaves that was really lame so I had to go 15 seconds to warm her up (a good micro only needs 7-10 seconds).
Crotched both of those "bad lads" and hung around the shop for about an hour just to give it a good trial to see how the temp would hold and if I could keep 2 in my crotch without dropping them or looking all goofy trying to walk around with 2 bottles of QF in my Johnson holders (underwear).
Went to the piss doctor and had to wait for over an hour sweating my ass off all nervouse as hell. They finally called my name (thank god).
The piss nazi asked me to empty my pockets and then told me to fill it to the line.
I went in and dropped my trowsers and both bottles were over a hundred degrees (Damn I got a hot crotch!! Thats what the old lady always says so she must not be lying). I took the heat pads off of them both and and shook em a little bit and watched the 100 degree mark light up, about a minute later I noticed it started to go to 98 degrees and it was time to dump the wizz.
Why cant QF give you 3 oz. instead of 2? Anyway I had plenty with the 2 bottles.
I'd like to make a suggestion to everyone that you should take 2 bottles because one barely made it to the line man! I had to use a little bit of the second one.
All the sudden...KNOCK KNOCK!! "Sir if you cant go you will have to come out now". I'm like damn! I could swear that I was only in there a couple minutes. I was like, "I'm buttoning up right now."
A couple tinkles in the toilet so she could hear my own piss go in the bowl (because that bitch was right outside the door) and I stepped out saying, "You know it's weird trying to go to the bathroom when someone tells you that you have to do it" She said, "There's a 4 minute limit and if you can't go you have to take a seat and try again after the next patient" She was cool. She said alot of people sit here for hours because their nervous and cant go.
She put a little bit in a small vile and made me initial it. I guess that one is the split that goes to the lab incase of controversy I'm guessing?
Then she used a dip stick in the original bottle and dripped some onto some kind of little board with little holes in it. I said, "Well am I pregnant?" She laughed and said "I hope not!"
That was it! She gave me a paper that she filled out that said my piss was between 90 and 100 degrees, and that I pissed within 4 minutes.
The only thing I was worried about was the temp you know? It was really no big deal, very easy now that I look back on it. Guess we'll wait and see what happens. You guys think I'm golden or what? I sure hope so. If this comes out good I'll never try to dilute because this was easy as hell man to subsitute. Everyone here has been a big help I'll tell you that!!
Wish me luck, I'll let you know the outcome.

"Keep it sticky 'yo"
Damon32