My mary paridise would be as follows:

1) Snow covered forest with light undergrowth.

2) No town for 35 minutes drive.

3) Warm fire. Surrounded by logs to sit on.

4) Huge supply of MRE's

5) One hot chick who loves to smoke and can't get enough of me.

6) Couple buddies with equaly hot chicks for them.

7) Tents and supplies for multiple day stays.