Smoking Etiquette...

[chisme]

1. NO ONE DROPS ASH ON MY PANTHER RUG OR CARPET.
2. YOU BRING NO WEED AFTER THE 3RD SIT DOWN YOUR OUT.
3. YOU FUCK UP MY SMOKING GEAR YOU BUY ME NEW SMOKING GEAR.
4. DONT ACT DUMB.

everythings cool after that,.

[free bird]

-dont kill anyones high
-dont fumble the blunt, last night some kid fumbled the blunt as it came to him and just fucked the mood
-dont chief the blunt when it comes to you, unless u threwdown

[JakeTheCorgi]

man.....kids are getting into weed and the internet REALLY young these days.....feels like i'm at a 6th grade birthday party

[stinkyattic]

-Don't be like, hey, let's match, and then when it's your turn to pack the bowl, you pull out some nasty half- smoked stale joint that looks like it's been in your ashtray for two weeks and you left the car windows open during that time.

[pumpkin]

I always let my mom light the doobie, even if I rolled. Senority goes in my house

[highjinx]

1. NO ONE DROPS ASH ON MY PANTHER RUG OR CARPET.
2. YOU BRING NO WEED AFTER THE 3RD SIT DOWN YOUR OUT.
3. YOU FUCK UP MY SMOKING GEAR YOU BUY ME NEW SMOKING GEAR.
4. DONT ACT DUMB.

everythings cool after that,.

lol rule 4 is pretty hard after a few doobys! :stoned:

[anycraic]

always pass, never ask

and in times of extreme scarcity it gets passed like this, its roller first (of the spliff obviously), then owner (of the weed/hash), then doner (skins, tobacco, whatever).
if some little jumpstart fuck butts in and tries to mess up this rotation, their goin home in a bodybag

[420somewhere]

The biggest "smoking pet-peeve" I have is when someone says they will "match" you and you pack up a nice fat bowl happily of some well grinded up buds, no seeds or stems.....then when it's their turn they pull out their bag and rip of a teeny weeny chunk of a nugget, stem and all, and just put it in the bowl. It lights for a few times then its cashed and you're pissed 'cause you got screwed.

I had a fraternity brother like this in college. After I figured out how he was, I never smoked him up. Ever. If he came into the room I would either stop smoking or just tell him that it's between me and whoever else was already smoking it, sorry.

He proclaimed himself to be some "King of Pot." One time during a smoking session he told me he knew marijuana like the back of his hand. Funny thing was he was the worst person EVER to smoke with. He's one of those people that smells it down the street, runs to the house, runs upstairs, and ASKS if he can hit it just once....then puffs on it. If you say something to him he just says "Cmon man you guys smoked most of it, Im not even high yet." One time me and another one of my frat brothers were teaching our Ukranian (yes we have a Ukranian in our Fraternity haha) frat brother how to roll. He'd only watched people do it, never tried. So he rolls on up with our guidance and were getting ready to smoke it when the pot smoking retard shows up. He didn't know Vladimir had rolled it and when it got to him he just couldn't stop saying "man, this joint is shitty. This roll sucks! Blah blah blah." What a prick . He said he grew and every time I saw his bag it was some leafy small ass buds. When I harvest I plan on visiting my Fraternity house (home for summer break) and smoking everyone up with TRUE HOMEGROWN. Then I will laugh at him....uncontrollably, then probably make fun of him for everything he'd ever said about pot....

[azure]

when passing a jason, pass it roach first, with enough space for the person to actually grip it.
sounds like common sense but im sure youve met somone who breaks that one

[Wesley Pipes]

- always take your turn to make the tea/coffee/drinks

(i have a friend who is expert at avoiding that lol)