pigs can fly

birds dont fly

people have wings

men dont get horny

i dont smoke weed

i hate being stoned

red hot chilli peppers are shit

cannabis is for losers

i hate all drugs

i am really really really rich

motorbikes run on water

i have a car that goes 2000mph

you can kill someone if you look at them in the correct way

you get more stoned if u smoke a joint using your left hand