i hate idiot dealers as well. they're like "yeah i got this from the cannabis club". way to fuck up medical marijuana, IDIOT. oh and secondly, you pathetic shitbag, there is no way in hell you got that from the cannabis club because it smells like mowed wet grass and has seeds in it.

or what about the ones who always have the illusive "purple". "this is some PURP MAN!" is it purple because your plants got too cold? Yeah that's what i thought. Kindly go fuck a goat and get your schwag out of here; just looking at the shit is giving me a headache.

i HATE getting skimped too. I bought a gram of DNC (damn near chronic) for 50 bucks on Haight Street from some idiot fuckwad homeless poor bitch who ripped me off. I had a mind to kick the blighty shit out of this so-called dealer, or even do a 187 on him and drop what was left of him somewhere in the park; as if the police would care about a dead homeless idiot anyways. Of course i'm not a violent person though! But still, I'd have no qualms about ratting THOSE cons out to the police. Hahaha, snitches might get stitches, but... uh. shitty dealers are bitches?

somebody smoke me out. i've been dry far too long. the lack of creativity (thus lack of weed) is reflected in the little rhyme above.