Dont you hate IDIOT DEALERS!!

[Marlboroman]

McDonalds delivers where you live?

Oh it would be my husbands dream to call up, order a #4, large coffee, fish filet w/cheese and 2 apple pies and have it delivered to his happy lazy butt. lol

They just started to deliver in New York a cpl months ago.

[insanity]

Had this happen a couple times, paid this kid from around here $60 and probably got 2-3 grams. Then again, that was the going rate when I was in CA /-:

where in CA? I was in HB and the price was about 20/gram also... def. sellers market.

[ukmonkey]

dealers are wankers in general. If its not a love-hate relationship its just a hate-hate marriage of convenience. I wish I could grow...

[NightProwler]

one time i gave a kid 90 bucks for a half ounce.. and he told me he got "busted" i knew it was bullshit but hees way older. and i told him hes gonna have to get me my money or my weed back and he was so fucking mean..."i got busted! i cant get you shit. too fucking bad!"

[TMBGoofball]

where in CA? I was in HB and the price was about 20/gram also... def. sellers market.

San Diego, Ocean Beach suburb. I was shocked to pay that much for pot.

[Kilo0192]

I hate the ones that are all like "Oh yeah I got you come on over" Then you show up and they are liek well I got to go to this guy to get it... Then the guy he goes to has to go somewhere... usually after I'm told it's not there the first time I tell em to keep looking and I go elsewhere get a call later liek "hey man I got your shit..." I kinda laugh and say well too late.

[BuenoMota]

About 4 months ago my friend gave a guy an aquarium for an ounce of dank, we still havn't gotten that ounce of dank/

[Sig]

I'm sick of my damn dealer. He always shorts me.

The only time he doesn't short me is when I buy dank..

And he always includes the baggie in the weight.

For instance: got an ounce yesterday.. weighed it out. it was 24 grams INCLUDING the bag. That's short by over an 8th!

I'm workin on movin up the ladder with another circle. though.. hopefully it will work out

[RIH]

Idiot dealers can work out in your advantage sometimes. I don't like the idiot dealer who weighs out skimpy bags. I mean the idiot dealers that'll give you fatter bags or better prices because they're that fucking stupid.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i hate idiot dealers as well. they're like "yeah i got this from the cannabis club". way to fuck up medical marijuana, IDIOT. oh and secondly, you pathetic shitbag, there is no way in hell you got that from the cannabis club because it smells like mowed wet grass and has seeds in it.

or what about the ones who always have the illusive "purple". "this is some PURP MAN!" is it purple because your plants got too cold? Yeah that's what i thought. Kindly go fuck a goat and get your schwag out of here; just looking at the shit is giving me a headache.

i HATE getting skimped too. I bought a gram of DNC (damn near chronic) for 50 bucks on Haight Street from some idiot fuckwad homeless poor bitch who ripped me off. I had a mind to kick the blighty shit out of this so-called dealer, or even do a 187 on him and drop what was left of him somewhere in the park; as if the police would care about a dead homeless idiot anyways. Of course i'm not a violent person though! But still, I'd have no qualms about ratting THOSE cons out to the police. Hahaha, snitches might get stitches, but... uh. shitty dealers are bitches?

somebody smoke me out. i've been dry far too long. the lack of creativity (thus lack of weed) is reflected in the little rhyme above.