I have one name i've used for the three bongs i've owned. All 3 have been basic glass 14" high. Never got into the crazy bongs. It does what I need it to, and i'm happy with em

Anyway, i've always named my bong the same name, I just added II and III at the end of the second and third. I named them after the worst named chick I ever met when I was around 18. She was pretty hot, and a friend hooked me up on a blind date with her, and told me her name was Leah pronounced "Lee-uh"
So I meet her, and she introduces herself as "Hericlea" pronounced "Her-rick-lee-uh" So after meeting her I just kept running the name through my head, thinking how i'd have to introduce her to everyone in my life and shit if I stayed seeing her....and the name was just SUCH a turnoff to me. I hate to be petty, but it just was. So I never went out with her again, but I ended up naming my bong "Hericlea" after the ugliest sounding name (to me) of a girl. I am so sorry if anyone here has the same name.
Sometimes my friends will get good and baked, and call her "Hericulies" lol. My bong that is.

So yeah, to stick with the post, I stick with the same theme innaming my bongs. Hiriclea 1, two, and number three where i'm at now.