i'lll give a more in-depth answer...

to random people: goth, head banger, metal head, 'stupid' (altho i don't see how they get goth or stupid)
to my wife: sweet, adorable, asshole, bitch, annoying, frustrating, irritating, among numerous others
to my son: 'dadadadadada'
to my grandma: 'house savior' (i am basicly the one that takes care of every thing around the house, fixing shit/repairs, cleaning, so on)
to my grandpa/uncle: sponge, i don't see why they both sit on their ass drinking beer everyday living in their own filth, youd' think if anything they're the sponges....
to so-called friends: easy target, tho i would have beat the last one within an inch of his life if my wife would have allowed it....
to real friends: retreat from women (used to be parents)