every day smoker over 30 years

[stoned in paradise]

Ok, here we go. I have been an everyday smoker for over 30 years (not counting a couple of dry spells) hapily burning 3-6 joints a day, having been self employed for most of those years and not having to dwell on passing a drug test for employment. :smokin:

I have only recently become aquainted with the prospects of having to pass one, as I have been offered a job oportunity doing something I might enjoy, if I do not have to alter the lifestyle I have grown to relish.:smokin:

However the pre-employment drug test (probably a piss test) is a fact I will have to deal with.

I have read several advertisments for products which offer many times its purchase value as a refund if their product produces a failing result, but have seen little feedback on these types of products in this forum.

Of these products, I have heard positive reports for the Strip 32 oz and the Strip 16 oz instant products.

I was wondering if anyone in this forum has had first hand experiences with any of these 2 products, and perhaps would share the details as to their preparation for the use of same, and the outcome of their experience.:thumbsup:

I am over 200 lbs and natural de-toxification is not is not an option, abstainance is not one of my strong points.
And besides, I can't imagine any job being worth that.

I will probably only have 2-3 days notice of a testing, and it could be as little as same day notice.

Thanks in advance for any helpful info:thumbsup:

stoned in paradise Reviewed by stoned in paradise on 07-06-2006. every day smoker over 30 years :rolleyes: Ok, here we go. I have been an everyday smoker for over 30 years (not counting a couple of dry spells) hapily burning 3-6 joints a day, having been self employed for most of those years and not having to dwell on passing a drug test for employment. :smokin: I have only recently become aquainted with the prospects of having to pass one, as I have been offered a job oportunity doing something I might enjoy, if I do not have to alter the lifestyle I have grown to relish.:smokin: Rating: 5

[the image reaper]

being a retired longhaul truckdriver, and lifelong smoker, I have seen many drug-test remedies come and go ... unless some space-age discovery has occurred, I can tell you that none of these solutions do as advertised ... IN MY OPINION: nothing will work that claims to 'flush' your sytem out, the only way to pass a test is to substitute 'clean' urine, the detox products are a waste of time and money ... YOU WILL FLUNK if you are not abstaining for a minimum of a month to six weeks ... again, this is only MY opinion, before you flame me, understand I have known many people that have tried everything out there, and come crying that they were fired ... :smokin:

[Cyclonite]

Order something along the lines of the wizzanator (sp?), just need a way to deliver the correct temp piss from a concealed container. That way you know for sure and only have to order piss from then on out. I would also suggest dehydrated urine to carry on your person when working just in case you have an injury. Most places require drug tests when youâ??re injured. Donâ??t use synthetic, get some from a clean friend or order some. Temp is very important so experiment with hot water just so you know.

I served in the military for the last 4 years and never failed supervised piss tests.

[WakingDream]

My dealer used the whizzinator.



PO: "I don't think that's your real dick."

Busted.

[AngryA]

where do you ge it?

[stoned in paradise]

:I am over 200 lbs and natural de-toxification is not is not an option, abstainance is not one of my strong points.
And besides, I can't imagine any job being worth that.

Well I guess I won't know if this job is worth it or not if I don't get it, so I have pretty well come to the conclusion that the only sure fire way to pass the drug test I will have to take to be considered for this position is abstainance, as I couldn't bring myself to substitute, and from what I have read here in the past several weeks has led me to believe dillution may not work.

So I am posting this to share my experience thus far in hopes of informing others with a similar dilema.
I have purchased several THC test strips from a reliable source on ebay and I have abstained from smoking for 31 days so far and still not testing negative, even after a great deal of sweating for the last week .

To throw another glich into the works I have been taking flexerill and lortabs through a pain management clinic to which I have also stopped (at a great deal of discomfort) about 3 days ago just in case they are interacting with the THC test. By the way if anyone knows how long those substances stay in a persons metabolites I would like to know, because even though they are prescribed I would just as soon not have this employer know of them.

I will continue hard manual labor and sweating until that 2nd red line appears
on my test strip, and then I will toss my hat into the ring and submit to big brother.

If everone used drugs would drug testing become obsolete?:dance:

DRUGS WILL GET YOU THROUGH TIMES WHEN THERE IS NO MONEY
BUT MONEY CAN'T GET YOU THROUGH TIMES WHEN THERE ARE NO DRUGS:thumbsup:

[Mr.Jesus]

it's really gross..but you can borrow someones piss.

[The CAJJACC]

HAHA HA AHAHAH AHA AH HA ALL OF YOU PEEPS THAT R HERE R GONNA FAIL YOUR DRUG TEST BECAUS YOU NEED THESE FORUMES HERE TOO HELP AND SEEK ADVICE BUT YOU KO WAT YOU R ALL GOIN TO FAIL IND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT SO WHY R YOU PEPULL GONA ASK WHEN THERE IS NO HOPE, BUWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!1

[The CAJJACC]

PS IM SORRY I NEED TEN POSTS BEFORE I CAN GET IN THE R CADE

[led.zeppelin]

good luck with the test, let us know how it turns out. Never had to be drug tested before but once i was told that i would be so i drank heaps of water, took heaps of vitamins and did lots of running. never did the test in the end however