My Idiot Friend.

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

and for all of you that dont understand it.. just remember the names, thats the only confusing part when I reread it. Just remember whos the "idiot" and whios the "other random guy" or w/e

[alpha kenny wun]

This doesnt have much of a point, I just want to tell this story of this guy whos a fucking idiot..


last weekend there was a pretty big party that I went to, anyways I went with a friend.

so this Idiot is extremly edgy, he gets drunk and starts to cry, so he's crying over nothing basicly (just little shit like ciggs/weed and what not) seemed to me he was cracking up, so he calms down after 20 mins of this

then another friend jumps down stairs (drunk as fuck) and hits his head on a rock (outside stairs)... so this Idiot starts to cry again, then dude who has blood all over his face is in less pain then My Friend so it seems.. anyways the ambulance comes and gets the kid (he cant stand up)

some people left justg cuz an ambulance was coming, but after it left the party went back.. more drinking, toking ect

another friend drinks too much, ambulance is called... my Idiot Friend starts to cry over this now (the dude who drank too much cant get up or talk) ambulance comes, gets him, alls fine.. tho the Idiot is still crying.

so a session starts after the 2nd ambulance leaves and alls going well, good time, the dude aint crying any more (after about 3 hrs of on and off crying....) then another friend and his girl are leaving (he's walking her home, lives bout 10 min away) and the Idiot decides to go w/ them.. so they go, they're gone for about 40 mins

by the time the one who wasnt crying came back to the tent we were in (me n 2 other guys, just chillin n drinking) n he keeps repeating "fuck *name* fuck *name*" but hes too drunk too explains, and we're too drunk to care.. so he starts drinking with us

a while after that, the Idiot comes in, doesnt say anything and sits down. Turns out he just broke into a fucking truck and got caught. So now the cops are on their way here, so we all stay in the tent n the girl who threw the party's mom dealt w/ the cops (the moms cool w/ weed/booze) and the party resumes.. (we didnt know that he broke into the tent until later that night)

so now its about 2 AM and theres like 5 of us left and like 10 ppl crashing in the house, the 3 of us r in the tent still, along with the guy who witnessed him being breaking into the truck. The Idiot was in the house, but for some reason he wasnt in the house... figures.. he gets the shit kicked out of him by 2 35 yr olds... (the same one that chased him n my other friend back 2 the tent).. then the rest of the night it was us 5 argueing about 2 break into a fight w/ these 2 35 yr olds over nothing, just we were all drunk (including them, they were at a party down the road).. n 1 of them has my friend whos quite short by the collar, and hes like "whoa dont touch me I didnt do shit n what not" which was tottaly true (by the way, the idiot starts to cry again, cuz hes being held by the other guy)

then the guy who was holding him said "is this the guy?" to the Idiot, and the Idiot says YES......... (me, the idiot, and the guy who was being held were all former best friends.) so this drags it out even longer, then the guys leave after a while and me 2 of the other guys go in, cuz we're crashin there, the Idiot sleeps in the woods (idk why) but I found him in the morning (where he tried to blame what happened on EVERYONE else...)


and the cops were called during the arguement, but arived after it had broken up already.. but they took one of the people home, didnt get a ticket tho which is good

so all in all, The Idiot, is a fucking idiot..... and a pussy, I'm sorry for this rant I just needed to get it out there, is there something not tottaly fucking wrong with this kid?

edit- sorry if this doesnt make total sense, I dont have time to read it over, gatta go to work, didnt realize how long it was

sounds like an idiot

[MastaChronic]

that story makess sense, probably cause i like to rant as well

[LISTEN2KMK]

this is funny cuz im the drunk guy that cries...so i dont drink hard liquor anymore

[Nochowderforyou]

A person crying when they're drunk? We use to have pansies like this when I drank, we called them, "put-them-on-the-porch-to-cry-alone-and-stop-killing-the-party" people. We removed criers from our presence as we liked to party at parties, not cry.

[yzstoned]

lol therre was like one time i cried when i was drunk it was totally pointless saying i didnt wanna die when i got older liek i cud of avoided it if i had changed my past it made no sense... other than that one time im a lil too wild when i get alcohol in my system nd i will try to rhyme everything lol

sounds like if i was at that party with my crew nd i didnt kno ur idiot friend it wudda been a good party.

[BloodAngel]

This story was really hard to follow, but nights where you wake up and can't remember details are sometimes the best. I got lost halfway through and only got like part of the plot but still... Damn, 2 ambulances and 2 cops. That's quite a night. And the festivities still didn't stop! lol...

[Markay]

I have a 'friend' like that, he's a fucking asshole! If you are going to cry, dont come out! Go on Dr.Phil or something, you're not gonna solve anything drunk!