The best way to do this. i and I mean best. I have pretty much straight up nazis for parents whod smell me and search my room all the time and I blazed every ngiht with no ill effects.

Hiding:

Youve got a stereo right? tape blackpaper ove rthe casette window and hid ethe weed inthere.

Smoking:

go get yourself a toilet paper roll, cove rthe end with a dryer sheet and rubber band, and stuff a few more inside. Hit th epipe, smother the flame with the lighter (youll save weed with this too) and exhale through the toilet paper roll, through a window.