Smoking while living at home

[HighAllTheTime420]

Supplies:
at least 4 sticks and/or cones of strong incense
Room freshener spray
A fan
several blankets and towels
Food(for the muchies)
A drink (for cotton mouth)
Stoner music(to listen to whiles smoking)
Axe or Tag
Weed(w/shell or bong)

Put a blanket between ur door and then slam the door shut intil the blanket is tightly secured(it may take a few tries). Put another blanket over the knob, just to make sure. Put one more blnket under the door. light at least 2 sticks/cones of incense. Take the weed. light that shit up. Once it's good and lit, turn the stoner music on and then the fan. Have a nice smoke.

Now that ur done, turn the fan up higher if u can, spray the room freshener, light more incence and put on the body spray. Now time for food and drink. This works best if u u do it in an attic, but will also work in a normal room.

HighAllTheTime420 Reviewed by HighAllTheTime420 on 07-12-2006. Smoking while living at home I was just wondering how you guys hide the fact from your parents that you smoke weed? Like, do you sprary Axe bodyspray on yourself after you smoke? Rating: 5

[budbuzz420]

when i had to be stealthy here is what i would do. i would tell my dad i was gonna take a shower. then i would lock my door, turn on the water and get my shit ready. then i would proceed to either smoke and then take a real quick shower or smoke while showering. just remember not to get your stuff wet. it removes most of the suspicion and you dont reak and the steam mostly stops red eyes. as far as the smell goes open a window, or turn the little fan on that is near the shower.
Then just spray a tiny bit of axe and my best trick would be fender guitar polish. its like 3$ a bottle and with two little spays the smell is gone for some reason. plus the polish last for a long time and smells good to.
then just dont laugh at shit too much and the parents will never know.

[AcrossThePond]

hell i've been smoking about 5 years. (im 18) living at home, and my parents don't suspect a thing (knock on wood!!***)
anyway heres what you need:

- visine works a jewel
- doob tube. (a toilet paper roll with fabric softener sheets inside. - makes the smoke you blow out smell like laundry)
- some body spray/perfume/cologne
- a few mints/gum
- a fast enough brain to think about what you're saying when you're higher than the sky

actually... the last one isn't even nessesary. (unless your parents are ex stoners and know exactly what its like) the feeling of paranoia is pretty overbearing when you're high. you think that EVERYONE knows you're high and thinks you're an idiot. its more likely than not, that no one has a clue. they won't even suspect it (unless you give them a reason to) and you just start ignoring the paranoia and it just becomes another part of the high.

im sorry if my sentences are jumbled up. but im very high myself.

xx - lexi

[BloodAngel]

I'm pretty careless about getting caught, but what I do is lock my door, close my blinds, and light an incent. I smoke, put everything away and clean up well. Some times when I'm done i'll put on the fan and spray air freshener, I usually just dont care. I keep all my stuff in my desk drawer in a fanny pack type thing. Some kids are waaaaaay to paranoid. It's not that tough to get rid of the smell.

That's what I did until I left my altiod can of weed semi-hidden under this shelf by my computer. My step mom went in my room while I was outside smoking a J and found it and another little box, like 5 grams total. What's funny is the blind bitch didn't see the pipe or the rest of the ounce sitting like 3 feet away in plain sight

[LISTEN2KMK]

haha, you are torched my friend. This reminds me of Gramdma's Boy when that one guy gets really high and thinks he's talking to the devil on the phone.

Haha good shit! "I'm way too stoned too drive to the devils house."

[LISTEN2KMK]

oh and SUHL you can suck my dick, i listen to the kings and they hapen to be my favorite band. what does SUHL stan for anyway...Shitting Under a Hot Lamp?

[bud breath420]

why dont you just go outside... find a place they arent always going to and blaze their man

[HighAllTheTime420]

I do that sometimes also.

[aeonblue11]

you people work too hard. just wait for everyone to go to sleep then step outside and smoke a joint. its just that easy.

[budsmoker]

just open up your window and shut your door and when your done spray hell air freshner...but my parents already no i smoke