wen ur stoned it takes you ages to find wat ur lookin for

[da haze meister]

smoked three bowls of some kush and walkin to the mall...
mom calls me on cell phone to see what im doin
im talkin to her and shes like make sure you take your phone
and im like "oh shit wheres my phone fuck dude wheres my phone
and all my friends are just fuckin crackin up... but i still dont get it
i run in his house lookin for the phone when i finally notice that i was holdin that shit

[Cas]

i set stuff down all the time, sober, and i still lose stuff.

[dejayou30]

the worst is searching for shit on your computer. songs, funny pictures, etc. i find that i usually completely forget what i was doing and end up here, myspace, or facebook and then i'm like "wait what was i doing?" and then get focused and find what i was looking for.

[polartybear]

i was at my comp stoned n i needed my camera so for half an hour i searched every other room when i came back it was right next to the comp i was like mother fucker it was abd:rasta: