Bad stoner friends?

[Aftershock00]

yeah, well my friend is really annoying to smoke around. he always does little things to piss everyone off. he thinks he's some kind of a weed expert, but me and my friends were speaking about strains and he came out with "huh? what are strains?" he's one of these kind of people who only smokes because the rest of the crew do. he's a shit smoker as well. one time he randomly arrived at my house at 10 in the morning and went straight to my bathroom, spewed up for about 20 minutes, then KO'd on the bathroom floor for a good 3-4 hours before waking up. by then i'd phoned my friends who he was with and asked them what happened. they said he'd only hit a few bongs

[burnable]

THC gets absorbed almost instantly, you dont need to hold it in for more than a few seconds.

bullshit. try reinhaling your first hit using a balloon and you'll see why. you must be the same kind of person he's describing, thinking that you don't need to hold it in, when in reality you don't need to hold it in to get high, but it's more effective and more economically sound to hold it in

[burnable]

i have this friend who always take super weak hits and doesn't hold them in. I told him that after he's done hitting it, take a deep breath of regular air to ensconce the smoke way down in the lungs. it prevented him from coughing and wasting the cloud in his lungs. he was super pleased with the results. he felt like everybody around him for years knew how to smoke and he looked like an idiot. I think most of the time people take wateful hits because they don't realize that the smoke being in close proximity to the throat triggers the gag reflex and makes you cough it all out. they advocate the theory that you don't need to hold it in because when they hold it in, it's too close to their throats and they cough it out

[Pride]

Oh snap, I was going to make this thread and made it but decided not to submit...

Oh well,
yeah I have this one really annoying friend. He calls me every week for weed and doesn't want to see me as a friend any more. We used to be good pals in high school and I miss that.. He'll never stop calling me for weed and he's a bad example of a stoner since he's pretty fucking stupid in the first place anyway.
I just need new stoner friends.

[weedheaduknow]

whoever says holding the weed in longer doesn't get u higher is full of shit. i always hold that shit in till i can't take it anymore and have to cough. Plus i and i'm sure you all can easily tell the difference between the high of holding it in for as long as u can compared to only a few seconds. Also people that talk about weed like they know everything but can only handle a few hits are fucking annoying, but i personally like it if its a blunt we're smoking, more for me!!

[Maniac777]

whoever says holding the weed in longer doesn't get u higher is full of shit. i always hold that shit in till i can't take it anymore and have to cough. Plus i and i'm sure you all can easily tell the difference between the high of holding it in for as long as u can compared to only a few seconds. Also people that talk about weed like they know everything but can only handle a few hits are fucking annoying, but i personally like it if its a blunt we're smoking, more for me!!

Holding it in for more than 5 seconds isnt going to do much, its probably just the lack of oxygen thats giving you the extra rush

[BloodAngel]

MAn you guys are jerks... I used to be like you described and be hyper and shit after smoking alike one bowl, but that was my first month or so smoking... that's how much it fucked me up. I don't even get that fuckd up off like 8 bowls now... it's all about tolerence

remember your first days smoking and how much fun it was to pass out from laughing so much and shit?

[Bob the Awesome]

Yea, some people just aren't fun to smoke with. One of my friends is always a jackass when we smoke, he just wants to be a self-absorbed show off the whole time. I also get tired of these 22 year olds talking to me about how they've gotten more pussy than me (Oftentimes in front of their gf's, I'm surprised they don't get pissed at being objectified), despite the fact the only girls they've gone to bed with are 4-5 years younger than them.

Anyways, as for the guy the topic creator's describing, sounds like he's prolly got some kind of depression. I've got it, and sometimes when I smoke I just get really fucking quiet and kinda irritated... but I make sure I don't let it piss anyone else off. Still his duty to not act like a retard... so I say just stop chillin with him if he keeps pissing you off.

[Big Calhoun]

Let's see...in college I had this friend...actually, he was a friend of my roommates. He was just the biggest ass anyone could be. Never put in for smoke and always had to analyze everyones reasons for smoking. Eventually, I just stopped smoking whenever he was around.

Knew this guy when I worked at Six Flags who was as phoney as can be. Always talked about smoking the "good stuff" and all the things he did while weeded. Anytime it came down to actually smoke, he always had a reason for not smoking.

Other than that, I've been lucky enough to run into some pretty cool people.

[Reefer Rogue]

Calm down